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[politician_]

There are bug bites all over me. I'm developing rashes everywhere. What the hell is going on around here. I was about to eat a chicken cutlet when i had it and inch from my face, i realized there was a huge moth on it. I've had a hell of a night and i'm sick of this.

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[tourniquettx]

EWWWW. I hate bugs. You should...get that taken care of.

[one_just_for_me]

how many girls did you call after me?

[politician_]

Turns out it was an allergic reaction to the truffles i ate. And they were just hives. And i didn't talk to anyone last night, i took PM's and went to bed.