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[polkadots8]

My softball team won our first game sunday night against the defeated team...we only had 8 players so I had to cover home when anything was hit in the outfield which was fine and I actually got a play at home where I tagged this bitch out. I only call her a bitch because after I tagged her and she was obviously out, she tried to knock my glove off

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[shewearsskirts]

I think you should be the Morton Salt Girl. Then we'd both be obscure as fuck. Wait, Riff Randall is pretty obscure too. Or you could be the girl on the sunblock.

Good job telling that girl what's what with your softball expertise.

[annushkk]

morton morton morton salt girl! hands down. yay for your softball team :) true, you could pass for the sunblock girl too... i miss you & please tell me about halloween so i can live vicariously through you! loveeeee you