"Why Social Security Should Buy Grandma an XBox 360..." - OGHC
Old Grandma Hardcore
No, not like that you perverts.
A blog this guy is writing about his videogame addict grandma. Amusing, especially all the cursing at the screen. Shit, she's a bigger game geek than me.
[in a mocking voice, trying to sound mentally ill] "Neeayh! The Princess is in another castle!!"
"Did you see that?! The fucking dog is laughing at me!! I wonder if you can SHOOT HIM!!" [fires several rounds from a red NES pistol]
Me- "You're wasting your ammo"
Grandma - "Shut the fuck up. I hate the dog."
[playing Milon's Secret Castle] "I can't get on the FUCKING LEDGE!! HE WON'T JUMP, DAMMIT!!"
[playing Gauntlet] "What did it say? I shot the food? Couldn't I STILL EAT IT WITH AN ARROW STICKING OUT!? I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THE ARROW!!"
[playing Empire Strikes Back on SNES] "Jump! JUMP DAMN YOU!!! FUCK!!!!"
[playing Disney's Aladdin on Genesis] "I swear to Christ, I can't get on the ledge. It's impossible. They made this game impossible." [ten minutes later] "FUCK!!!"
[playing Columns] "AAAHHHH!!!!!!"
[playing DuckTales] "I swear to God. This is so... look, if it's this hard how are kids suppose to do this, when even I can't? It's Donald Duck!! It's for god damn KIDS!"
[playing Spot Goes To Hollywood] "Get on the LEDGE!!! JUMP, DUMMY!!" [shows me the controller] Look!!! I'm fucking pressing.... [mashes buttons on controller until face turns red from stress] ...the FUCKING BUTTON!!!!"
She also owns the Gamecube, PS2, and Xbox. Dayumn. And you can tell she's a hardcore gamer when you read about why she got another XBox controllor:
- Second XBox controller after the first one died of an "accident."
No, not like that you perverts.
A blog this guy is writing about his videogame addict grandma. Amusing, especially all the cursing at the screen. Shit, she's a bigger game geek than me.
[in a mocking voice, trying to sound mentally ill] "Neeayh! The Princess is in another castle!!"
"Did you see that?! The fucking dog is laughing at me!! I wonder if you can SHOOT HIM!!" [fires several rounds from a red NES pistol]
Me- "You're wasting your ammo"
Grandma - "Shut the fuck up. I hate the dog."
[playing Milon's Secret Castle] "I can't get on the FUCKING LEDGE!! HE WON'T JUMP, DAMMIT!!"
[playing Gauntlet] "What did it say? I shot the food? Couldn't I STILL EAT IT WITH AN ARROW STICKING OUT!? I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THE ARROW!!"
[playing Empire Strikes Back on SNES] "Jump! JUMP DAMN YOU!!! FUCK!!!!"
[playing Disney's Aladdin on Genesis] "I swear to Christ, I can't get on the ledge. It's impossible. They made this game impossible." [ten minutes later] "FUCK!!!"
[playing Columns] "AAAHHHH!!!!!!"
[playing DuckTales] "I swear to God. This is so... look, if it's this hard how are kids suppose to do this, when even I can't? It's Donald Duck!! It's for god damn KIDS!"
[playing Spot Goes To Hollywood] "Get on the LEDGE!!! JUMP, DUMMY!!" [shows me the controller] Look!!! I'm fucking pressing.... [mashes buttons on controller until face turns red from stress] ...the FUCKING BUTTON!!!!"
She also owns the Gamecube, PS2, and Xbox. Dayumn. And you can tell she's a hardcore gamer when you read about why she got another XBox controllor:
- Second XBox controller after the first one died of an "accident."