disclaimer: I fucking hate Oprah Winfrey

that being said, I hear that some of her fans are giving her backlash because she endorses Barack Obama, thus "choosing her race over her gender."

good lord.

maybe she just happened to choose the candidate she thinks would best lead our nation god, maybe so ( Read more... )

You know, I've been thinking. Fiction is not the only thing I want to write. I've had the desire to write a sociology textbook for awhile, too.

However, I think that in light of recent events, I'm going to write a non-fiction self-help/relationships book called Women Are Insane. In it, I'll expose the truth about how fucking batshit crazy 99% ( Read more... )

I liked Sweeney Todd but did not find it to be the masterpiece that everyone else did, apparently. I think there was just too MUCH singing in it and not enough dialogue for me. I know, I know, it's a musical, but there was just too MUCH ( Read more... )

Here's a quick question for everyone on my list, even if you don't normally comment here: Do you ever feel pain in your dreams?

I do. All the time.
Last night was one of those times. I think my dream was inspired by me reading the book It recently. A killer clown was on the loose, and he would bite off peoples' chins (???) with his fangs. I ( Read more... )

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So Mike Huckabee won in Iowa.

If America really, truly does vote in this disgusting hatemonger this November, I will lose ALL hope for the future of this country.

BUT, when he did win, and he was giving a speech, I lol'd because the only 3 people you could clearly see were Mike Huckabee, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris' wife. LOL.

Here's something I don't normally do.
2007... a year in review.

By the way... I'm only doing this because I'm home, kinda sick. haha.

~1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?

Went to jail? Heh.

~2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

This is the quote from my myspace:
1/2/2007: ( Read more... )

I had four Christmas celebrations. Three were wonderful. One was godawful ( Read more... )

So I was reading some article about the "top 10 quotes of the year" and 2 came from Senator Joe Biden, who's running for presidency.

6. "There's only three things he (Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Sen. Joseph Biden, speaking at a Democratic ( Read more... )

If there's one show out there I hated, it's A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. I'd like that whore to take a long walk off a short bridge. It's really sick when some internet whore gets her own show where she pretends to be bi so she can make out with girls to attract more male viewers. This bitch, and all the others like her who pretend to be bi ( Read more... )