I complain a lot on LJ

[polly_oliver]

 And I'm not stopping now.

DAMN I WISH I COULD PASS AS A MAN.

Thing is, I bet my *body* could pass, with my binder and a pair of socks. It's my goddamn face that throws me off. Maybe I just need a better haircut?

This causes me a lot of stress when I'm in boy mode.

Comments

[hikaru93]

obviously, you don't take up enough space.

[polly_oliver]

Your MOM doesn't take up enough space.

[hikaru93]

it's tough, being too pretty.

[polly_oliver]

Lol, it's not that, I'm just too *feminine* looking.

[jjfroberger]

I think you could be a man in some of your recent FB photos. But only in the ones where you aren't smiling, that is, the second and seventh photos on top of your profile. When you smile your cheeks are very feminine. Maybe you should practice a different sort of smile or something. Though it might be quite a price to pay.

[polly_oliver]

Thanks Ernesto! I'll keep that in mind about the smiling, but I'm kind of a smiley person. Hrrm. I should also practice lowering my voice, but man you have to do that like every night or something. Annoying!

[alexyasha]

thats what i was thinking... like your profile picture right now you have a smirk-y smile and that is kinda guyish. although having a girl's leg in your hand and kind of on you helps your manliness.