I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.

Why do I get the world's weirdest sex spam??

It's not very exciting, but I just want to say that I feel great today! I am exactly 16 weeks pregnant, I got a full night's sleep last night, the weather is beautiful, and I only work 8 hours! Coffee helps too. =)
Sometimes it is just the little things that make a day go well.

Ever see the website for the misuse/excessive use of quotation marks? This subject line would qualify. There's a bar where I grew up (uh, I grew up in the town, not in the bar), that's named "It's" Marty's "Now." I think they meant to put the quotes around Marty's and someone royally fucked it up ( Read more... )

Spam of the Day:

pintoes4@smsmail.eplus.deNow it is possible to have sex more than 10 times a day!
Uh...no thanks? How would you get anything else done? Maybe you can have sex while doing the dishes?

 Today I tried to get a patient to give me a urine sample.  He came out of the bathroom with an empty cup and told me, "God says no."
I couldn't argue with that.