The (ongoing) Yvonne Saga...

Aug 15, 2007 11:42

Here, so you guys know what's driven me to killing old ladies, is the so-far escapades of our next door neighbor.

This is my real-diary entry transcribed from August 1st )

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whymzycal August 15 2007, 13:55:03 UTC
Did she write that letter using the royal we? Because it sure looks like it.

Yikes!

I hate people, but you're right; Owen is lovely, and you are so going to win.

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pollynichols August 15 2007, 14:22:26 UTC
ROFL. i think she was referring to herself and the 2 other members of the grounds/exterior "management" people. i somehow doubt, though, that those other 2 people have any complaint against us whatsoever. especially as i've never met a one of 'em.

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friscalate August 15 2007, 14:23:29 UTC
oh, think of the fun you could have being the hugest bitch ever to her if you just didn't have to be her neighbor. *sigh*

good luck with her, dear.

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paper_goldfish August 15 2007, 16:41:09 UTC
Seriously.. bake her a cake. Go over there and make it the prettiest tastiest cake ever. While you're baking it, pretend you're making it for the most benevolent, loving goddess you ever met.

Take the cake over with your husband and smile lots in a good way.
Or try cookies! JAMMY WINDOW COOKIES! mmm.. I would punch mother theresa for jammy windows.
Anyway, yes, baked goods! She'll eventually relinquish. Everyone has a sweet tooth, and if she's diabetic, make the most awesome sugar free cookies, cakes ever.

Maybe she's a pie lady. This lady needs to be bought with goodies.

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dollbite August 15 2007, 17:03:36 UTC
oh sweet jesus she's horrible. Also, I love Owen. What a love! I think you should invite her round for tea and slip a little arsenic in her biccies!

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acrylic_after August 15 2007, 19:45:52 UTC
Oh god, darling, if it was me I would not be able to deal. I would be lobbying to move all over again. Though Owen sounds good at dealing with difficult people, my household is comprised of three terribly timid people so we would probably all just hide behind the couch and wait for her to go away. Does the landlord have anything to say about the whole issue?

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