why i shouldn't have a myspace.
Dear Seth,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time to wish on a unicorn, since they're magic and all, and wish that you didn't have to go back in time in order to wish on a unicorn?
Dear Klaus,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time and make it so all bugs are pretty so you don't want to smash them?
Dear Brian,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you place bets on Pompeii?
Dear Kenny,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time in order to be the first person to invent Thomas Edison, so you could say you technically have a patent on the sousaphone? And robots?
Dear Nick,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you could see how rocks are made?
Dear Chris,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you could FREE TIBET with the Beastie Boys instead of Bono?
Dear Ryan,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time to make everyone a minority so we could all have a little more time alone?
Dear Kelsy,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you could teach yourself what goes in which hole?
Dear pink and brown guy,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you could make French maids' uniforms made out of black vinyl from the start?
Dear Jim,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time so you could write When Bad Things Happen to Good People before anyone wrote the Bible?
Dear Danielle,
Hey, have you ever wanted to go back in time so you could put a disco ball above a gladitorial fight to the death?
Dear TJ,
Hey, did you ever want to go back in time to sell people time machines?
It's too early to be this be this bored yet.