Gaybama!

[poltergasm]

I would like to say, for the record, that despite claims that Obama is a crack-smoking homosexual, he did not, during our brief encounter this morning, come on to me.

And despite the fact that I am not a crack-smoker or homosexual, I'm a bit bummed that he didn't.

I could've REALLY touched history.

Comments

[bigsleep666]

That story is awesome!

I just read that he is a product of the Communist Party:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/20/here-it-comes/

[bajatierra]

The claims come from a nutjob acting as his own lawyer in SUING EVERYONE:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0214081obama1.html

Oh, I like this game...

[tonyjackson]

I found this one that says he is a Muslim, his father was a terrorist and his mother is an Atheist.

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=173154

See Andy, your mistake was...

[tonyjackson]

...only his black side is gay! That's why he does crack in limos when he's having gay sex. And the black gay side does not believe in race mixing.

His white side is all about the vagina and loves the cocaine!