Ladies, Fellas

[poltergasm]

LADIES:

Name a celebrity (movie, music, art, politics) who could walk into your apartment and, with no words spoken between you, you'd sleep with him?

FELLAS:

Name a celebrity who could walk into your apartment and, no words spoken, you'd hit it?

Comments

But if I had to narrow it down it'd probably be Hodgman

[wretchmuffin]

Re: But if I had to narrow it down it'd probably be Hodgman

[poltergasm]

You like them scruffy and chubby. Man, we should TOTALLY date. ;)

Dirty real dudes = mucho fun

[wretchmuffin]

Scruff and chub indicate a healthy interest in things outside oneself. Is the theory (supported by exhaustive/exhausting research) I'm working with.

[bajatierra]

Salma Hayek.

[poltergasm]

You are soooo predictable, West.

[greentornadosky]

here here!

[gunstreetgirl78]

George Clooney. I know that sounds so predictable, but HOLY FUCKING HELL he's hot

Also Anthony Stewart Head who is both HOT and ENGLISH which is like hotness squared.

And English Footballer Jermaine Defoe who is HOT, ENGLISH and a Football player.

oh, and Adam from that Mythbusters show.

[gunstreetgirl78]

oh...and then i go all dorky and add Ira Glass, host of This American Life

and uk comedian Phil jupitus

From Clooney to Jupitus. Thats what I'm going to call my memoirs.

[poltergasm]

Why does being English make one hotter? I know it DOES, but why? I mean, is it JUST the accent?

[gunstreetgirl78]

i dont know. part of it is the accent, of course. but there is this certain...something that goes along with living in the UK

Mark Ruffalo

[greentornadosky]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/mark-ruffalo-the-1st-annual-oscar-contenders-party-hosted-by-vlife-and-hermes-with-aston-martin-and-absolut-02xMsL.jpg

nice and cranky. yup.

Re: Mark Ruffalo

[poltergasm]

No wonder you're in love with me!!!

Re: Mark Ruffalo

[greentornadosky]

right.

[seussian_logic]

Roberty Downey Jr. and Christian Bale.

[seussian_logic]

Throw Johnny Depp in that lot. Pre-Pirates of the Caribbean, though.

Also, I realize I misspelled Robert's name. Apparently I subconsciously felt his name needed a little extra pizazz.