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[shall_yield_us]

PERSONAL CR ADS

A Calorie-Free Meme

o1. list your characters, one/comment, together with an OOC 'matrimony'-like ad to help find them the cutest CR of all time. Liz's example for innocentvow:
'bright, derpy pink-haired girl with more insight than you'd think seeking positive and upbeat but mature elder sister figure!'
o2. comment around where your

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[innocentvow]

What she said.

I mean.

Bright, derpy pink-haired girl (with more insight than you'd think and a denial complex bigger than The Nile) seeking positive and upbeat but mature elder sister figure!

Also friends. Always more openings available for friends.

[shall_yield_us]

...wow, you took it there

MIZUNO, CALL ROSIEL NEE-SAN. :'''' (

( no, please don't )

[innocentvow]

RUXI WHY WOULD YOU EVER

[stapletrauma]

Slightly masochist, slightly awkward, slightly perverse, slightly normal, slightly a vampire young man seeking women to boss him around and harass him because obviously his sadistic girlfriend doesn't do that enough, as well as bros. A mostly immortal high school boy needs bros, too.

[knifecushion]

Frog. Troll. Illusionist. Douche. Occasionally sweet guy????!

Seeking exterminator to handle his large pest problem.

:D

[antimafioso]

Wise choice, not linking another person.

[knifecushion]

You aren't a person, you're a pineapple.

[antimafioso]

Haircut.

[bedsidemanners]

Perpetually horny, more-than-mildly bitter blond angel dude seeking pretty women to romance sweetly and then dump. How sweet. =(

ALTERNATELY SEEKING PEOPLE TO BICKER WITH. Or more likely listen boredly as they bicker/explode at him. Oops. Or, you know, whatever, I'm pretty open.

[shall_yield_us]

...don't worry, ladies, he might not look it, but he's STD-free.

[bedsidemanners]

Thanks solely to the wonders of self-medication.

[vicodincrutch]

Bickering? Who wants that.

[antimafioso]

Pineapple Sincere young man with a troubled past seeks a fresh start and to make deep, meaningful connections. He enjoys hopscotch, long walks on the beach, bubble baths, and animated movies about cute animals overcoming the odds.

100% Accurate.

[renegare]

Sincere young man psychotic freak of the tropical fruity variety with a troubled delinquent past seeks your body for a fresh start and to make deep, meaningful connections. He enjoys hopscotch hooting, long walks on the beach in a padded cell, bubble baths to wash away the blood of hapless innocents, and animated movies about cute animals overcoming the odds while crying, 'My hair!'

100% Accurate.

np bro

[antimafioso]

omg ty so much, i knew it was missing something

darling

[renegare]

it's cool bro, i'll save you from burger king.