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[protects_her]

THE POLY DRINKING GAME* MEME

Because running jokes are, in Alex's opinion, one of the most entertaining parts of RP.

HOW YOU DO IT:
→ Comment with fun and interesting quirks about the City/your characters/your CR, in the style of a drinking game list

Comments

[horrible_protag]

Please take a drink so you can lower the chances of your punching Hammer when he:

-uses corny/flower-y language. (e.g., "fair City", "good Citizens", "what a horrifying curse this must be to go through")
-is obviously only saying/doing something to get in good with people.
-offers help on curse days.
-wants to solve something through punching.
-metaphorgotten.
-does not understand common courtesy.
-is more condescending than usual.
-flirts with a girl.

Though, do be careful with those last three.

[primrosella]

Take a shot every time Rosella...

→ ... quotes a fairy tale.
→ ... is completely unfazed by something any sensible person would find utterly disturbing (oh, yes, I was swallowed by a whale that one time. It was rather unpleasant).
→ ... accidentally bakes enough sweets to feed three armies.
→ ... tells the "kitchen ceiling" story.
→ ... gets all fluttery around a dark-haired boy with a British accent.
→ ... picks up something that isn't nailed down. (Take two if it's something no sensible person would ever pick up, like a dead worm.)
→ ... misses an innuendo.
→ ... makes two or more puns in the same sentence.
→ ... remains cheerfully oblivious to an utterly sinister person's true nature.
→ ... gets scandalized by modern fashion.
→ ... worries about being a spinster at age twenty.
→ ... mentions Sam or Blue in everyday conversation.
→ ... uses this icon in a conversation with Edmund.
→ ... tries to be a bastion of hope in a time of utter peril.

[punchedhitler]

-take two if she sputters her way around the word virgin

That's one she shares with Steve

[primrosella]

I don't know what you are talking about they are maidens.

And, er.

...Boy-maidens.

[misterblackbird]

I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW.

→ Take a drink every time Rosella and Cain get into a discussion about magic.

[byweavinglives]

Take a shot every time Saya....

-inappropriately hits on another character
-wears heels higher than 5 inches to go shopping
-says hello halfway through a conversation
-discusses a private matter in a public fashion
-mentions her family
-gets distracted by something intricate
-smiles through a cadre of insults
-wears something that could be considered a weapon by normal people

[primrosella]

-buys someone a ridiculously expensive gift out of the blue

[byweavinglives]

-2 if it's for their significant other she never even met.

[intheblanks]

This is why Chase is drinking so much now.

Marvel Movieverse style

[punchedhitler]

Take a drink every time:

-Steve and Bucky destroy an expensive piece of technology
-Tony makes Steve compare him to Howard
-Steve brings up 'fondue'
-Natasha calls Bucky 'James'
-Bucky threatens to kneecap someone
-Tony offers to touch Thor's hammer
-Steve uses a piece of kitchen equipment as a weapon and/or armor
-Bucky and Tony snark at each other over Steve
-Natasha kicks Tony's ass mentally
-Twice if it's physically
-Tony steals a piece of Steve Rogers paraphernalia

Dragon Age style

[riseto]

Take a drink every time:

- Hawke snarks
- Hawke makes a completely inappropriate joke out of something ("It's pretty late!")
- Hawke refuses to manage Feelings healthily because Feelings are Hard
- Fenris angsts
- Fenris broods
- Fenris swears in Arcanum
- Anders talks about mages
- Anders talks about the mage plight
- Anders rants about templars
- Fenris and Anders bicker like an old married couple, only with more mutual hate