Weezer

[polycat]

I know Finger 11 has a new video out, but I still think Weezer is teh best band for cats to listen to. why? two reasons: 1. the sweater song--who doesn't want to destroy a sweater?? IT'S A GOAL OF EVERY CAT. 2. pork and beans. I never had pork and beans, but it got pork and so I would like it. Lucat tells me it is made with sugar, which i like too

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[eyeteeth]

Poly, I heard where cats have a dud gene that makes them unable to produce the right protein to taste sweets and instead they just want to gnaw all the time on the porks. This is consistent with my experience, at least the porks part, though I did know a cat who liked mangoes, and your fellow journalist and ghost Mungo (not mango) was captured on film enjoying a lollipop. Perhaps these were cryptozoological sightings? But I also heard a science guy posit that some qats might be able to kind of taste sweet stuff if it is really really sweet. Maybe you and Mungo are part of an advance guard of sweet-stuff-tasting qats coming to take all our fruit salad and fun-size Mars bars.

[polycat]

you know what we really want--BABKA. we're taking all your raisin babka. you can keep the chocolate.

I always suspected Mungo was a cryptid. his breath smelled like swamp ape.