I love this toetastic picture of you! It's true, eight and a half pounds is too skinny, so here's hoping Foods One gets on the ball and tempts your palate with exotic dishes like live brine shrimp on toast points. Or maybe what you need is a mad scientist husband who kills girls and uses their glands to keep you young forever, like Bela Lugosi in The Corpse Vanishes.
Leo was 11 pounds for most of his life. He was a very tall cat with long legs and an angular build.
Crosbie is 40 pounds when he's skinny, 45 pounds when he's just right, and 50 pounds when he's fat, such as now. Last time Crosbie went to the vet, they inspected his paw, all the way in between his toes, which if you are a dog is a VERY PRIVATE AREA. He tried to be a good sport about it, but still he found it humiliating and distressing.
I have been experimenting building different robots since I was a tiny kitten. I tried to make a mouse robot to entice mice to hang out in my foods dish. I also tried to make a hovercraft, but it became a roomba somehow.
I have been saying this for YEARS. I need more foods! Like, on t-day, why didn't I get a whole turkey? I only got some pieces! Why don't I get an egg and cheese sammich?? I would like one! Where are my IHOPs??
Comments 17
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Crosbie is 40 pounds when he's skinny, 45 pounds when he's just right, and 50 pounds when he's fat, such as now. Last time Crosbie went to the vet, they inspected his paw, all the way in between his toes, which if you are a dog is a VERY PRIVATE AREA. He tried to be a good sport about it, but still he found it humiliating and distressing.
Why are you so well-versed in robotology?
Reply
I have been experimenting building different robots since I was a tiny kitten. I tried to make a mouse robot to entice mice to hang out in my foods dish. I also tried to make a hovercraft, but it became a roomba somehow.
Tell Crosbie I'm sorry they messed with his toes.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment