An Open Letter

Apr 01, 2005 11:52

And Open Letter To My Softball Team,
If I was in fact a lesbian, I would not be attracted to you.
Loves & Fucks,
Rachel Burgos

. biblography:
Barb Miracle.

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do me please suchblight April 1 2005, 16:59:03 UTC
if you were, theoretically, a lesbian----------

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Re: do me please polychaete April 1 2005, 17:03:00 UTC
I'm an ANGRY LESBIAN

club.

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anonymous April 1 2005, 17:19:58 UTC
whatever dyke

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polychaete April 1 2005, 17:27:13 UTC
lolololol i wish softball girls really did read my livejournal. ;___;

LOOK IM EATING MARY KATE, I AM A LESBIAN AFTERALL

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suchblight April 1 2005, 17:28:18 UTC
(she's eating you)

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polychaete April 1 2005, 17:40:05 UTC
o lol.

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agent_naught April 1 2005, 17:37:25 UTC
its a lovely open letter rach. i couldnt have written it better myself.
try to remain strong and understanding of people who would assume things about you.
many times, people who cannot find a way to honestly deal with their feelings, be it about their own sexuality or some other issue they needs to be addressed, end up projecting the very thing that worries them about themselves, onto another person. usually the target person is someone outside of their comfort zone. they also usually chose someone that they perceive as weaker than themselves, or someone (they can really tell) who possesses so much more grace than they themselves can muster, that they know they will be safe from retaliation.

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polychaete April 1 2005, 17:42:39 UTC
Barb Miracle, you are a miracle, I know you get this all the time but you should know it's the honest-to-god truth! That's why I was smiling at you during that meeting, I just knew that what you had to say would make me feel so much better. You make such good points and I know that what you say is the truth, I couldn't put anymore faith in anyone than you. I know how to act strong, I'm gonna give it to them hard, laugh at them, hold my head high, I'm not letting it get to me, these girls are stupid as shit. Anyway, as you know softball players are lesbians, and therefore want me.

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agent_naught April 1 2005, 17:44:11 UTC
lololololololllllotfl
xxoo

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polychaete April 1 2005, 17:48:41 UTC
ahhaha what the fuck was that. you're my favorite. let me keep you in a box and take you home with me. box of miracles, oh no! that means willem and taylor have to come too! You can live in my basement.

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faketomany April 1 2005, 21:43:52 UTC
the only thing in you that is a lesbian is the angry lesbian club. god people have no gaydar anymore.

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polychaete April 1 2005, 21:53:38 UTC
lolololol

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queenmeagan April 2 2005, 14:52:10 UTC
can we make that an open letter to my entire class and erase the hypothetical part.

dear slutty preppy girls,

i do not want to touch your boobs. so stop thinking i do.

love, your resident lesbian, meagan.

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polychaete April 2 2005, 18:40:23 UTC
yes.

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