Forgive me.
One of our Jenga dares was to freestyle rap about animal semen, blumpkins, or taints. I read it this morning while cleaning up. As I stripped the unused pieces of their dares, I composed the following, which sums up the evening pretty well...(forgive me
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ain't nothin' worse than animals creamin'
In ya food! It ain't no good!
If a ate any of that, I'd get no wood!"
Wait. Lemme try again.
"Do you really like the taint?
Butt it isn't, balls it ain't.
Touch it, rub it, if you dare.
If I had a vagina, it'd be around there."
Alright. Last try.
"So I'm walkin' down the street, see a country bumpkin,
He says, 'Whoo, doggy, ever heard of a blumpkin?
When you're on the can, you get felay-Tee-O'd,
and I was just wond'ring if you'd be so bold
to give this old man some fecal pleasure!
The pleasure I'd get would be beyond measure!"
I punched him in the nads, the elbow too!
The blumpkin's just not something that I wanna do!
Say no the the blumpkin, kids, it ain't that great!
Now scroll on up and read about the taint!"
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