I didn't know I could have so much fun with just one person
I didn't know I could have so much fun with just one person.
Sarah and I went over to Steve's house yesterday and Sarah hung out with Steve while Parker and I chilled. We went "bushwhacking" (hahaha some kind of euphemism they use to mean GETTING DRUNK IN THE WOODS). So Parker and I scavengered the treacherous woods behind Steve's house to find their hidden "treasure". It was so sweltering hot. Parker let me choose what we were going to drink, and I chose coconut rum (the first time I tasted hard liquor it was coconut rum at a Datawhore party) and some watermelon liquor. We didn't really drink the rum, it was really smooth, it didn't burn but then again, it wasn't that strong. There was like more than like half bottle of the watermelon thingy (WHICH TASTED LIKE FREAKIN' CANDY!!!!) and I chugged most of that sucker down. Then we went back to Steve's and Parker and Steve were making fun of me. It was funny, I couldn't keep a straight face. While wrestling with Parker for the dang folder (it was so hot and I was using it to fan myself) I hit my head on the door of Steve's room. Then..... we sat down and watched Star Wars 3 for the millionth time on HBO. Parker decided it was the right time to decide to KILL ME so he sits on me and tells me to scoot over but I'm laughing too hard and my black ass is too big so I couldn't and I could've DIED. hahahaha then me and Parker threw objects at each other (such as dog biscuits). Then I went to church.... drunk. And I was so flippin' tired. Today we're supposed to watch Saw and Saw 2 with who? I don't know. I'll letcha know latersss<3
Sarah and I went over to Steve's house yesterday and Sarah hung out with Steve while Parker and I chilled. We went "bushwhacking" (hahaha some kind of euphemism they use to mean GETTING DRUNK IN THE WOODS). So Parker and I scavengered the treacherous woods behind Steve's house to find their hidden "treasure". It was so sweltering hot. Parker let me choose what we were going to drink, and I chose coconut rum (the first time I tasted hard liquor it was coconut rum at a Datawhore party) and some watermelon liquor. We didn't really drink the rum, it was really smooth, it didn't burn but then again, it wasn't that strong. There was like more than like half bottle of the watermelon thingy (WHICH TASTED LIKE FREAKIN' CANDY!!!!) and I chugged most of that sucker down. Then we went back to Steve's and Parker and Steve were making fun of me. It was funny, I couldn't keep a straight face. While wrestling with Parker for the dang folder (it was so hot and I was using it to fan myself) I hit my head on the door of Steve's room. Then..... we sat down and watched Star Wars 3 for the millionth time on HBO. Parker decided it was the right time to decide to KILL ME so he sits on me and tells me to scoot over but I'm laughing too hard and my black ass is too big so I couldn't and I could've DIED. hahahaha then me and Parker threw objects at each other (such as dog biscuits). Then I went to church.... drunk. And I was so flippin' tired. Today we're supposed to watch Saw and Saw 2 with who? I don't know. I'll letcha know latersss<3