The Chops

[pomellofellow]

so the other day i ran into Mrs. Szubin (aka ms. weiner) in the halls and she commented on my newly grown facial hair. The convo went as follows

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[efreedenberg]

haha yeah the president didn't have to do much in the 1860's...

there was only a CIVIL WAR RIPPING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY APART!!!!

[masturbassist]

Eitan, Andrew would stop the war, because his mutton shops would calm everyone down. The blacks would say "hey, being a slave aint so bad," and the north would say "we need cotton, but I don't feel liek picking it. Let's make the darkies to it."

[results_mayvary]

did i not say the same thing at 7:40 a.m. I believe i did