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Mar 18, 2006 20:09

alcohol, getting you over relationships since 400 B.C.

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corndawg4490 March 19 2006, 03:11:36 UTC
WHATS YOUR RESOURCE FOR THIS DATE!!!??? I WANT A REFERENCE!!!!!

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pompadusoflove March 19 2006, 19:44:52 UTC
"The history of alcohol in the ancient world extends back before recorded time. Although no one knows when beverage alcohol was first used, it was presumably the result of an accident that occurred at least tens of thousands of years ago. Chemical analyses of organics absorbed and preserved in pottery jars from the Neolithic village of Jiahu, in Henan province, Northern China, have revealed that a mixed fermented beverage of rice, honey, and fruit was being produced as early as 9,000 years ago in the Neolithic period. This is approximately the same time that barley beer and grape wine were beginning to be made in the Middle East. Wine clearly appeared as a finished product in Egyptian pictographs around 4,000 B.C.. Oral tradition recorded in the Old Testament (Genesis 9:20) asserts that Noah planted a vineyard on Mt. Ararat in what is now Turkey. In Samaria, beer and wine were used for medicinal purposes as early as 2,000 B.C."

ok fine i was a couple thousand years off. but i was buzzin pretty hard.

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p.s. pompadusoflove March 19 2006, 20:23:28 UTC
i got this quote from wikipedia. i would be a smart ass and do an mla citation but im too lazy.

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corndawg4490 March 20 2006, 13:34:25 UTC
this was such a joke. its cute that you went to so much effort though.

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