It's mind boggling, that's what it is

[pompous_prat]

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Please. Someone enlighten me because I do believe your Prefect is perhaps a bit slow.

I say this simply because I fail to be able to comprehend why in sweet Circe's name it is a widespread school travesty when Goody-Goody Four-Eyes bonks his bloomin' noggin

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[sagaciously]

This is surreal. You really should stop being right. It's very unnatural. I'm beginning to miss correcting you.

Well said.

[pompous_prat]

Always.

I mean... am I the only one who wants to throw a party over this?

And why is this the talk of the school?

I can understand the Gryffindor's Quidditch team bawling... after all their prize goody-goody is wasting away in the Hospital Wing. Excuse me while I snap my fingers because, darn I guess he can't give us pesky Slytherins the good scoldings that we apparently need (or so they feel I'm sure)...

But… why are the other houses bemoaning the fact??? He isn’t some national pro league Quidditch Player!!

That’s it, Emmy-memmy-line, the world has gone insane. That’s the only explanation for this madness.

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[sagaciously]

More like once in a lifetime.

And I'm not quite sure why the others are so upset about it. You would have thought he never had encountered a bludger the way they are acting. I'm sure they really have nothing better to gossip away about.

And what have I told you about the nicknames?

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[pompous_prat]

Hah! Twice! Three times! Four times! More times than I can count!

And I assure you there will be many more times to come.

And I have no idea why they're upset about it. I mean he's Head Boy for Merlin's sake, aren't we supposed to hiss at him and launch rotten tomatoes at his head?? He's Bumble-bore's lackey! His minion! His do-gooder! The one who does his will! Doesn't that by law of the school make him the enemy of all the students?

And you are right Emmey-Memmy. I doubt that that was the first time a blunt object has come in contact with his head and I assure you it won't be the last.

They just need lives. And better gossip. Now if he was concussed, speaking the language of the merfolk and turning everyone he touched into quaffles from his bed, well, then maybe that might be a bit more news worthy but as it stands...

No.

And what about nicknames? Ready at last to admit your undying love for them?

[princess_olivia]

You've taken the words right out of my mouth. The way people are acting around this school right now, you'd think someone had DIED or something.

It's all rather nauseating, and enough to make me want to stay in my room until it all blows over.

I have found, however, that it's rather entertaining to mention him in front of some of the more weepy students and watch them get all choked up.

[pompous_prat]

Truly… Not that I would be complaining if he had mind you… well I suppose I can’t write that.

And I daresay most of Slytherin has gone into hibernation over this. Not that I can blame any of them of course. I mean a bunch of students with entirely unfounded reasons for such hysteria is sickening.

But I suppose this is where we see the differences between well bred individuals and those who are not. After all I don’t see many of us losing our composure over this.

Is it? I’ll have to try it. then I can take away points from them for being a disturbance of the peace.