I found his website. This quote from the biography page made me laugh quite a lot:
"He's a man of the streets, intimately familiar with its codes and its violence, but still, 50, an incredibly intelligent and deliberate man, holds himself with a regal air as if above the pettiness which surrounds him. Couple his true-life hardship with his knack for addictive, syrupy hooks, it's clear that 50 has exactly what it takes to ride down the road to riches and diamond rings. 50 is real, so he does real things."
Whereas you and I are not real, and that's why we all slide at high speed, giggling, down rainbow rollercoasters in the sky, surrounded by anime bluebirds. I honestly believe he got the bum deal.
Actually, that 'as if' is amusing. Even his agent isn't sure 50 Cent is above the pettiness that surrounds him.
But perhaps it's not a medallion, and is instead an elephant's pocket-watch.
Strange fashions they have, though. I noticed that these rappers don't wear caps back to front anymore - they wear them the right way around, but with a white hanky underneath, its hem just peeking out. Maybe it is where they keep their clean 'linen'*.
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"He's a man of the streets, intimately familiar with its codes and its violence, but still, 50, an incredibly intelligent and deliberate man, holds himself with a regal air as if above the pettiness which surrounds him. Couple his true-life hardship with his knack for addictive, syrupy hooks, it's clear that 50 has exactly what it takes to ride down the road to riches and diamond rings. 50 is real, so he does real things."
Whereas you and I are not real, and that's why we all slide at high speed, giggling, down rainbow rollercoasters in the sky, surrounded by anime bluebirds.
I honestly believe he got the bum deal.
Actually, that 'as if' is amusing. Even his agent isn't sure 50 Cent is above the pettiness that surrounds him.
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Noel Gallagher: "I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life."
If it'd been Eminem it'd have read: "Couple his true-life hardship with his knack for addictive, syrupy cough mixture..."
That notwithstanding, lol at pic!
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Strange fashions they have, though. I noticed that these rappers don't wear caps back to front anymore - they wear them the right way around, but with a white hanky underneath, its hem just peeking out. Maybe it is where they keep their clean 'linen'*.
*Underpants!
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