WEIRD DREAM AGAIN
And when I say weird, I fucking mean weird. It was so fucking weird my brain almost exploded.
I had a dream that I went to the orthodontist and had to get x-rays. But for some reason the x-rays were gonna be weird and not with the normal x-ray machine and it was gonna hurt. But then we didn't get the x-rays and when we (my parents and myself) left, there was a black family (not trying to be racist, but for some reason, my brain was like 'is my dream trying to give me a moral lesson about racism?' while I was dreaming) waiting and I was like GET OUT OF HERE THE ORTHO IS AN ASSHOLE.
Then I went to school and it was the end of the day already. And then I was walking home. But instead of walking I was running. And instead of having clothes on, I only had shorts on. So I was completely topless with my boobs flapping around. So I pulled my shorts up to my shoulders and ran to the middle of the road where my clothes were and pulled a sweatshirt on.
And then it cut to a scene with one of my RP characters. I play Johnny Weir at loverstiff. He likes the Stephen Colbert there. And I had a dream that they actually got together and were making out over the counter in the kitchen and had sex. A lot of sex.
And then I woke up at 1:00 PM and I was like 'wat'.
tl;dr my dreams are fucking weird.
I had a dream that I went to the orthodontist and had to get x-rays. But for some reason the x-rays were gonna be weird and not with the normal x-ray machine and it was gonna hurt. But then we didn't get the x-rays and when we (my parents and myself) left, there was a black family (not trying to be racist, but for some reason, my brain was like 'is my dream trying to give me a moral lesson about racism?' while I was dreaming) waiting and I was like GET OUT OF HERE THE ORTHO IS AN ASSHOLE.
Then I went to school and it was the end of the day already. And then I was walking home. But instead of walking I was running. And instead of having clothes on, I only had shorts on. So I was completely topless with my boobs flapping around. So I pulled my shorts up to my shoulders and ran to the middle of the road where my clothes were and pulled a sweatshirt on.
And then it cut to a scene with one of my RP characters. I play Johnny Weir at loverstiff. He likes the Stephen Colbert there. And I had a dream that they actually got together and were making out over the counter in the kitchen and had sex. A lot of sex.
And then I woke up at 1:00 PM and I was like 'wat'.
tl;dr my dreams are fucking weird.