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Name: Rory Williams
Canon: Doctor Who
Age: Mid-Twenties
Job: Helloooooooo Nurse!
Doctor Who is a series about the Doctor, who is actually a Time Lord, a member of a functionally-extinct ancient alien species. He travels through all of time and space, being all heroic-like and fixing problems. To balance his alienness, he takes on a companion, usually a relatable young woman with a lot of personality. Sometimes, though, extenuating circumstances require people important to the companion to travel with them, as well, too. This is the case with Rory Williams.
Rory is the husband of the current companion, Amy Pond. In contrast to Amy’s barrelling personality, Rory is a nervous talker who just wants to settle in a nice house, have a nice job, and have nice babies with the woman he loves. Repetitive and rambling in his speech, Rory doesn’t require anyone else to respond as he verbally works through his thoughts, trying at times to assert himself and then backpedaling to make sure that he hasn’t stepped over any boundaries. Rory would like very much to be the white knight in Amy’s eyes, he ‘s just not always sure how a nurse can compete with the Doctor.
Sample Post:
"Hello nurse"? That’s my job? I suppose it's meant to be greeting people, then. Since hello is generally the accepted word or phrase for greeting. Hello, then, I’m Rory, though I'm not exactly sure where this ridiculous-and I do mean rediculous-outfit comes in. Fairly certain no nurses have worn a get up like this since 1963, and they supposedly had the figure to pull it off. A figure that’s, er, longer in the leg and fuller in the... upper...torso area. Also a figure immune to the temperature, apparently. Little skimpy things aren't exactly proper attire for November in the Northern Hemisphere. This is the Northern Hemisphere? No, wait, don't answer that. This is still Earth, right? You can never be too sure these days where you'll end up, you know. Jetsetting all around the galaxies, narrowly escaping death at all times. Speaking of narrowly escaping death, I really can’t move in these clear... lighty-uppy...shoes... Is there a name for this kind? With the thick middle and the tiny, deathspiky heel? Well, regardless, I’m going to call them deathspiky spikes of torture and death. They’re quite unpleasant, actually. And I’m to be expected to walk around in them? I could try my best but I’m really not sure... I mean... Well, there’s no harm in trying?
Yes! Yes there’s harm in trying. Ow. Owwww. Yes, so. Quite painful, those. I’m just going to stay planted where I am, thank you, and try to determine if there’s anything in my handy little nurse kit bag thing that could help me out with this. Here we are, just a moment and... a banana! ...A banana. It’s a very healthful banana, at the very least, but I don’t think it’s a particularly helpful banana, as a nursing tool. Now, bananas are great for a lot of things, namely eating. They’re full of good potassium and help relieve cramps! Like the-ow ow ow-cramps that I’m experiencing at the moment. Unfortunately, there’s the little matter of the writing all over this one. It’s quite clear in its demands: FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY, APPLY WHOLE.
Now, I don’t know about you lot, but I’m not one to consume an entire banana whole, peel and all. That seems like the fast track to the Heimlich and that’s a little difficult to do on your own, plus peels are nasty. So, let’s see what else in here that could give us some clues. Rubber ducky, no. Holiday streamers, probably not, no. A little bottle of some slick liqu-Oh. Oh! I know what that... Oh. Um. Yes, that... we’ll just put that back in the bag and pull out... this feels like a book. Perhaps this magical, wonderful book is the oh-so-needed instruction manual for this whole situation. Maybe it will even explain why I’m in a naughty nurse costume with naughty nurse heels, a banana, and embarrassing accessories. Dear book, please tell me what I’m doing with my life.
…Prostate Exams for Dummies? On second thought, the peel’s not looking too bad.
Voting was here at 96.4%!
Canon: Doctor Who
Age: Mid-Twenties
Job: Helloooooooo Nurse!
Doctor Who is a series about the Doctor, who is actually a Time Lord, a member of a functionally-extinct ancient alien species. He travels through all of time and space, being all heroic-like and fixing problems. To balance his alienness, he takes on a companion, usually a relatable young woman with a lot of personality. Sometimes, though, extenuating circumstances require people important to the companion to travel with them, as well, too. This is the case with Rory Williams.
Rory is the husband of the current companion, Amy Pond. In contrast to Amy’s barrelling personality, Rory is a nervous talker who just wants to settle in a nice house, have a nice job, and have nice babies with the woman he loves. Repetitive and rambling in his speech, Rory doesn’t require anyone else to respond as he verbally works through his thoughts, trying at times to assert himself and then backpedaling to make sure that he hasn’t stepped over any boundaries. Rory would like very much to be the white knight in Amy’s eyes, he ‘s just not always sure how a nurse can compete with the Doctor.
Sample Post:
"Hello nurse"? That’s my job? I suppose it's meant to be greeting people, then. Since hello is generally the accepted word or phrase for greeting. Hello, then, I’m Rory, though I'm not exactly sure where this ridiculous-and I do mean rediculous-outfit comes in. Fairly certain no nurses have worn a get up like this since 1963, and they supposedly had the figure to pull it off. A figure that’s, er, longer in the leg and fuller in the... upper...torso area. Also a figure immune to the temperature, apparently. Little skimpy things aren't exactly proper attire for November in the Northern Hemisphere. This is the Northern Hemisphere? No, wait, don't answer that. This is still Earth, right? You can never be too sure these days where you'll end up, you know. Jetsetting all around the galaxies, narrowly escaping death at all times. Speaking of narrowly escaping death, I really can’t move in these clear... lighty-uppy...shoes... Is there a name for this kind? With the thick middle and the tiny, deathspiky heel? Well, regardless, I’m going to call them deathspiky spikes of torture and death. They’re quite unpleasant, actually. And I’m to be expected to walk around in them? I could try my best but I’m really not sure... I mean... Well, there’s no harm in trying?
Yes! Yes there’s harm in trying. Ow. Owwww. Yes, so. Quite painful, those. I’m just going to stay planted where I am, thank you, and try to determine if there’s anything in my handy little nurse kit bag thing that could help me out with this. Here we are, just a moment and... a banana! ...A banana. It’s a very healthful banana, at the very least, but I don’t think it’s a particularly helpful banana, as a nursing tool. Now, bananas are great for a lot of things, namely eating. They’re full of good potassium and help relieve cramps! Like the-ow ow ow-cramps that I’m experiencing at the moment. Unfortunately, there’s the little matter of the writing all over this one. It’s quite clear in its demands: FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY, APPLY WHOLE.
Now, I don’t know about you lot, but I’m not one to consume an entire banana whole, peel and all. That seems like the fast track to the Heimlich and that’s a little difficult to do on your own, plus peels are nasty. So, let’s see what else in here that could give us some clues. Rubber ducky, no. Holiday streamers, probably not, no. A little bottle of some slick liqu-Oh. Oh! I know what that... Oh. Um. Yes, that... we’ll just put that back in the bag and pull out... this feels like a book. Perhaps this magical, wonderful book is the oh-so-needed instruction manual for this whole situation. Maybe it will even explain why I’m in a naughty nurse costume with naughty nurse heels, a banana, and embarrassing accessories. Dear book, please tell me what I’m doing with my life.
…Prostate Exams for Dummies? On second thought, the peel’s not looking too bad.
Voting was here at 96.4%!