GMET!!!! ACT IV!!!
Now that I’ve terrified everyone with a baby picture of myself, let’s move onto Act IV, the most thrilling act to date! In this act, we see all the characters thus far reunited, and plot twists galore! Check it out; you know you want to!!
ACT IV
52. “In the Dark of the Night” - from Anastasia
This act opens with the terrifying visage of the Floating Disembodied Head of Jeremy Irons. He sings about his evil plans and we learn that…..OH NOES!! Momo and Lindsay are the TRUE targets of his vile scheme!!
53. “Yes” - Chad Brock
Ruuk and Kiefer get married!!!! In a boat!! They are so happy with each other..or are they? Could it be merely mourning for their respective lost loves? The hop in their boat on their way to their honeymoon.
54. “Cherish” - Madonna
A la “Like a Virgin” from Moulin Rouge, FDoR does his dance of love for Vee, at the end of which he reveals his true form!!!!!?!?!
55. “Perfect Day” - Hoku
Momo, Lindsay, and Allen are in high spirits as here we see the ‘having fun in the water’ montage. See Allen act ‘king of the world’ a la Titanic before being kicked into the water. Momo and Lindsay splash around. Allen pulls them on skis. An octopus gets attached to Allen’s head. They play Marco Polo and clobber Al with an oar. Much fun is had by all. At the end of the song, they disembark at Africa.
56. “Heads Carolina, Tails California” - Jo Dee Messina
Vee runs from the true form of FDoR in terror, cursing herself for thinking this imposter could possibly be her dead love Kiefer. She runs to Laura and pleads for her to run away with her; she doesn’t care where. Unfortunately, Laura says ‘no!!’, because she is in love with Luther!!! OH NOES!!! Vee runs off crying.
57. “Getcha Some” - Toby Keith
We see Maully without Elisha. Apparently, he can’t be held down. In fact, we see that he’s stowed away on the boat with Kiefer and Ruuk, the boat that HE sold them. He is all up ons Ruuk, macking away like the pimp he is.
58. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon
Luther Vandross appears at the edge of the French Village of Rock to interrogate the newcomers-Allen, Lindsay, and Momo. But Al takes this opportunity to sing-fedora, trenchcoat, and cigarette abound-to Luther, asking him to be his bodyguard during the time he’s here in Africa. Luther agrees, recognizing Momo and Lindsay from the Disembodied Head of Jeremy Irons’s plans, and agrees to be his bodyguard to keep him close and throw him off of his evil scheme. Momo and Lindsay do the Paul Simon trumpet player behind Allen as he sings.
59. “I’ll be there For You AKA The Theme from ‘Friends’” - the Rembrandts
While fleeing the FDoR, Vee runs into Rachel, whom she knew from back in detective school. After a moment of general squeeing to see someone that they know, they hatch an alliance to take down the French Deity of Rock. Meanwhile, they find a fountain and dance around in it with umbrellas.
60. “Under Pressure” - Freddy Mercury and David Bowie
In a gripping climax, we see Luther initially try and cheer his boss, the Deity, up after Vee left him, but then, at the climax of the song, Luther, being the traitor he is, garrotes the Deity!!!!!!!!!! The Deity barely has time to acknowledge his chiefest samurai’s treachery before he falls to the ground……’under pressure’…..
61. “Scatman” - Scatman
Suddenly, into the palace of the Deity bursts Elisha Cuthbert in full ninja garb!! She begins to kick ass and take names, charging through the Deity’s ranks, trying to reach Luther. She realized what Luther was up to and, her heart having turned for the good, had to stop him. She finds Luther and their battle takes them to the roof. It is a heated confrontation, both ninja and samurai holding their own……then Luther grabs her and we cut to….
62. “Kokomo” - Beach Boys
Ruuk and Kiefer were originally going to Kokomo for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, they get caught in a Feeder Band (formerly known as ‘squall’) and get thrown off course to Africa. Ruuk, Kiefer, and Maully disembark.
63. “Never Gonna Give You Up” - Rick Astley
As Allen, Lindsay, and Momo approach the palace where Luther had invited them, suddenly Elisha falls from the roof. Allen rushes to her side where she lays broken and bleeding. He sings to her, crying. She dies, and he is heartbroken.
64. “Why Didn’t I Think of That” - Doug Stone
Vee and Rachel make their way to the Deity’s chambers only to find him already dead!!!!! Rachel laments that she didn’t think to just go ahead and kill him like this first.
65. “I Want It That Way” - Backstreet Boys
A truly emotional scene. Picture it the way we picture it. Vee and Rachel run into Ruuk and Kiefer. For the first time, Vee realizes that her long lost love is not actually dead and she tries to get him back. Unfortunately, he is married to Ruuk now, and is happy with her. (We literally choreographed this entire thing ;p) Finally, Kiefer leaves with Ruuk, leaving Vee alone. So very alone.
66. “Squeeze Toy” - Boomtang Boys
Can this get any more riveting??? Allen opens a bar in the French Village of Rock called ‘Shambling Pope’s” and Momo and Lindsay are dancing and enticing the patrons of the bar to part with their moneys. And it is a lot of money. Toward the end of the song, Allen walks to his office in the back to count his monies but when he comes back out….THE GIRLS ARE GONE!!!! OH NOES!!!
67. “If Ever You’re In My Arms Again” - Regine Velasquez
Angsting Vee ends up at Shambling Pope’s where she begins to drown her sorrows. Rachel tries to console her, but to no avail. But wait!! She is there when the girls disappear!! She witnesses it!! They were KIDNAPPED!! BY THE BOSS!!! OUR BOSS!! THE MIME!!! NOOOOO!!!!! Meanwhile, in the back, Allen angsts about the loss of his Elisha.
68. “Smooth Criminal” - Michael Jackson.
Allen comes out of the back to see Veronica and Rachel there. Vee relates what she saw to Al, who then becomes FURIOUS. They go raid their Matrix-esque stash of weapons and equip themselves, ready to siege the palace in search of the Boss, who’s played them from day 1. He goin’ down bitch!!!
69. “The Impression That I Get” - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
On their way to the palace, they run into Maully, who had broken off from Ruuk and Kiefer. Still pissed about Maully stealing his woman, Allen threatens him with his gun, but Maully gets his life spared by sharing confidential information with him. He tells Al that he’s been helping the Boss from day one, and that he’s been funding a lot of his operations INCLUDING the Road Trippin’ Nigga Bitches!!!
70. “1970 Something” - Mark Wills
All of our heroes now proceed to remember things from their pasts, and trying to figure out what year they took place in…..suddenly the revelation comes to us…..they all grew up in the same orphanage run by the Boss!!!!! A la FFVIII!!!!!!!! *diez*
71. “Bye Bye” - Jo Dee Messina.
In this gripping conclusion of Act IV, we see Luther fuck over the boss by taking his only ship out of Africa, leaving him to his demise at the hands of Al and Co. Luther flees Africa with DHOJI (disembodied head of Jeremy Irons) and his prisoner. Meanwhile, our heroes find a save point!!
END ACT IV
ACT IV
52. “In the Dark of the Night” - from Anastasia
This act opens with the terrifying visage of the Floating Disembodied Head of Jeremy Irons. He sings about his evil plans and we learn that…..OH NOES!! Momo and Lindsay are the TRUE targets of his vile scheme!!
53. “Yes” - Chad Brock
Ruuk and Kiefer get married!!!! In a boat!! They are so happy with each other..or are they? Could it be merely mourning for their respective lost loves? The hop in their boat on their way to their honeymoon.
54. “Cherish” - Madonna
A la “Like a Virgin” from Moulin Rouge, FDoR does his dance of love for Vee, at the end of which he reveals his true form!!!!!?!?!
55. “Perfect Day” - Hoku
Momo, Lindsay, and Allen are in high spirits as here we see the ‘having fun in the water’ montage. See Allen act ‘king of the world’ a la Titanic before being kicked into the water. Momo and Lindsay splash around. Allen pulls them on skis. An octopus gets attached to Allen’s head. They play Marco Polo and clobber Al with an oar. Much fun is had by all. At the end of the song, they disembark at Africa.
56. “Heads Carolina, Tails California” - Jo Dee Messina
Vee runs from the true form of FDoR in terror, cursing herself for thinking this imposter could possibly be her dead love Kiefer. She runs to Laura and pleads for her to run away with her; she doesn’t care where. Unfortunately, Laura says ‘no!!’, because she is in love with Luther!!! OH NOES!!! Vee runs off crying.
57. “Getcha Some” - Toby Keith
We see Maully without Elisha. Apparently, he can’t be held down. In fact, we see that he’s stowed away on the boat with Kiefer and Ruuk, the boat that HE sold them. He is all up ons Ruuk, macking away like the pimp he is.
58. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon
Luther Vandross appears at the edge of the French Village of Rock to interrogate the newcomers-Allen, Lindsay, and Momo. But Al takes this opportunity to sing-fedora, trenchcoat, and cigarette abound-to Luther, asking him to be his bodyguard during the time he’s here in Africa. Luther agrees, recognizing Momo and Lindsay from the Disembodied Head of Jeremy Irons’s plans, and agrees to be his bodyguard to keep him close and throw him off of his evil scheme. Momo and Lindsay do the Paul Simon trumpet player behind Allen as he sings.
59. “I’ll be there For You AKA The Theme from ‘Friends’” - the Rembrandts
While fleeing the FDoR, Vee runs into Rachel, whom she knew from back in detective school. After a moment of general squeeing to see someone that they know, they hatch an alliance to take down the French Deity of Rock. Meanwhile, they find a fountain and dance around in it with umbrellas.
60. “Under Pressure” - Freddy Mercury and David Bowie
In a gripping climax, we see Luther initially try and cheer his boss, the Deity, up after Vee left him, but then, at the climax of the song, Luther, being the traitor he is, garrotes the Deity!!!!!!!!!! The Deity barely has time to acknowledge his chiefest samurai’s treachery before he falls to the ground……’under pressure’…..
61. “Scatman” - Scatman
Suddenly, into the palace of the Deity bursts Elisha Cuthbert in full ninja garb!! She begins to kick ass and take names, charging through the Deity’s ranks, trying to reach Luther. She realized what Luther was up to and, her heart having turned for the good, had to stop him. She finds Luther and their battle takes them to the roof. It is a heated confrontation, both ninja and samurai holding their own……then Luther grabs her and we cut to….
62. “Kokomo” - Beach Boys
Ruuk and Kiefer were originally going to Kokomo for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, they get caught in a Feeder Band (formerly known as ‘squall’) and get thrown off course to Africa. Ruuk, Kiefer, and Maully disembark.
63. “Never Gonna Give You Up” - Rick Astley
As Allen, Lindsay, and Momo approach the palace where Luther had invited them, suddenly Elisha falls from the roof. Allen rushes to her side where she lays broken and bleeding. He sings to her, crying. She dies, and he is heartbroken.
64. “Why Didn’t I Think of That” - Doug Stone
Vee and Rachel make their way to the Deity’s chambers only to find him already dead!!!!! Rachel laments that she didn’t think to just go ahead and kill him like this first.
65. “I Want It That Way” - Backstreet Boys
A truly emotional scene. Picture it the way we picture it. Vee and Rachel run into Ruuk and Kiefer. For the first time, Vee realizes that her long lost love is not actually dead and she tries to get him back. Unfortunately, he is married to Ruuk now, and is happy with her. (We literally choreographed this entire thing ;p) Finally, Kiefer leaves with Ruuk, leaving Vee alone. So very alone.
66. “Squeeze Toy” - Boomtang Boys
Can this get any more riveting??? Allen opens a bar in the French Village of Rock called ‘Shambling Pope’s” and Momo and Lindsay are dancing and enticing the patrons of the bar to part with their moneys. And it is a lot of money. Toward the end of the song, Allen walks to his office in the back to count his monies but when he comes back out….THE GIRLS ARE GONE!!!! OH NOES!!!
67. “If Ever You’re In My Arms Again” - Regine Velasquez
Angsting Vee ends up at Shambling Pope’s where she begins to drown her sorrows. Rachel tries to console her, but to no avail. But wait!! She is there when the girls disappear!! She witnesses it!! They were KIDNAPPED!! BY THE BOSS!!! OUR BOSS!! THE MIME!!! NOOOOO!!!!! Meanwhile, in the back, Allen angsts about the loss of his Elisha.
68. “Smooth Criminal” - Michael Jackson.
Allen comes out of the back to see Veronica and Rachel there. Vee relates what she saw to Al, who then becomes FURIOUS. They go raid their Matrix-esque stash of weapons and equip themselves, ready to siege the palace in search of the Boss, who’s played them from day 1. He goin’ down bitch!!!
69. “The Impression That I Get” - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
On their way to the palace, they run into Maully, who had broken off from Ruuk and Kiefer. Still pissed about Maully stealing his woman, Allen threatens him with his gun, but Maully gets his life spared by sharing confidential information with him. He tells Al that he’s been helping the Boss from day one, and that he’s been funding a lot of his operations INCLUDING the Road Trippin’ Nigga Bitches!!!
70. “1970 Something” - Mark Wills
All of our heroes now proceed to remember things from their pasts, and trying to figure out what year they took place in…..suddenly the revelation comes to us…..they all grew up in the same orphanage run by the Boss!!!!! A la FFVIII!!!!!!!! *diez*
71. “Bye Bye” - Jo Dee Messina.
In this gripping conclusion of Act IV, we see Luther fuck over the boss by taking his only ship out of Africa, leaving him to his demise at the hands of Al and Co. Luther flees Africa with DHOJI (disembodied head of Jeremy Irons) and his prisoner. Meanwhile, our heroes find a save point!!
END ACT IV