simply brilliant!

[pontiuspilates]

So I was sitting in the coffeehouse, blissfully smoking away, and I gradually realized that it smelled like a campfire. Upon getting up to investigate, me and the barista discovered that the trashcan IMMEDIATELY BEHIND ME was on FIRE, and it took like ten minutes for either of us to notice!

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[currentlee]

there's a movie coming to sundance that features vagina dentata.
i immediately thought of you.
::grins::