The Cockblocker- Man ~ Episode 01
Introducing:
The illustrated and marvelous adventures of
Cockblocking soon in a theater near you!
Episode 01: Introducing the Cockblocker- Man
Eight o'clock in Seoulham- City, the school starts as usual. Well- raised kids sat in their chairs, waiting behaved for the teachers new fascinating lessons. All their little curious minds followed the exciting algebra- problem on the black board. Well, all of them? I am afraid, no...
Between our happy and healthy pupils sat some weird figures: OH NO! THEY ARE FANGIRLS! These infested females didn't listen to their teachers doctrine, instead, they dreamed of ABNORMAL and OUTRAGEOUS male behavior, doodling censor- worthy filth on their pretty desks.
The source of this sickening manipulation are none others than the country's famous boy- band members. With their alluring bromances, they catch the girls hearts and make them to zombie- like shadows of their former selves, uninterested in other topics than their OTP's and mindlessly spazzing; worst possible case: even heart- attacking.
Without a halt to this madness, there wouldn't be any sane person left within month. And that is, why a single man; a hero, as powerful as he is flaming gorgeous; made it his business to step between those love- sparkling males and hinder them to diffuse their seeds. He is the one, he is the only, he is...
... THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN!!!
Our hero flies everyday for to fight his enemies every where and therefor is our greatest savior! Nevertheless, there are some grungy adversaries, who just won't vanish from the surface of our otherwise so clean earth.
One of his biggest opponents is Tae, the Hyeong- Eater. This young fellow (yes, he is a boy...), has an incurable hunger for the love of elderly men; with his hip- thrust- technique or his blinking- sunshine- eye- attack, neither grounded menfolk nor the open hearts of girls can resist any longer. Fandom for him evolves around the globe as fast as the black death.
Not to be sneezed at, because of a similar powerful fangirl- recruiting possibility like the Hyeong- eater, is the Hen- Man! That total lunatic has been a life- long enemy to the Cockblocker- Man, pushing him to the edge with his... special feathery preferences...
And then there is his archfiend: The Devilish- Duo! When the Devilish Diva uncovers his delicious lips and allures the Devilish Dwarf- Dino with it, their magnetic kissing summons nose bleeding fangirls all over, which begin to infiltrate the web, the schools, the streets...
That is, why we need the Cockblocker- Man! Let's have him introducing himself: "Fear no more! I am here to protect the hearts of innocent girls, to destroy the indestructible bromances, to stand between the devil's horns, FOR I AM THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN! At your service, anytime~"
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ Finally!!!! I had this in mind for days, ever since i wrote the (Seven drabbles of Cockblocking)! But now, after getting it out of my system, I am torn: I have several episodes in my head with AN ACTUAL PLOT LINE, but on the other hand, I am not sure, if it is worth the work (This took me like 12 hours...). So, what do you guys think, shall I continue with this? If I do, I would upload my chaptered fic and one of the illustrated adventures in turns, maybe throw in a drabble here or there...
~ Whatever the outcome, if I continue or not, I hope, u had fun reading this! Of course, every exaggeration of any body parts was not meant for bashing the members, but for giving us loving fangirls a little laugh. I sincerely hope, no one feels offended by my drawings! Anyways, have some pony- kisses, comments will be extra- loved, 'cause me iz a little unconfident about this one...~ ♥
(Post scriptum: Yes, I tried to draw Suju's Eunhae in the third pic... Meh...)
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")