Traffic And Julie Newmar
Traffic And Julie Newmar
Title: Traffic And Julie Newmar
Author: PonyATF
Pairing: JonghyunxKey
Genre: Fluff? (a tiny bit smutty, one- shot)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I neither own the boys, nor do I make any money with this story.
Summary: Officer Kim Jonghyun on a day in his rat- hole of town.
A/N: Because there had to be one. And jongkeyisreal made me do one. SO GIMME THAT " bootiful jongkey ponies"!!!!
Traffic And Julie Newmar
He lifted his hat just enough for to remove the little stream of sweat, which was flowing annoyingly frequent down his face, then he adjusted the most important part of his uniform back in place. He hated mondays.
The chair made a dimmed creaking sound, when he leaned back into the shadows of the stores marquee and with both hands grabbing the belt of his way too tight pants, he glanced the main road of the small village up and down. He was bored.
"Good morning, Officer Kim!", said a bunch of passing elementary school kids. It was around 11 am, the sun stood high, and there wouldn't be any traffic in the next few hours. He lowered the hat as far as his dark glasses allowed it to and napped. He was too good looking for this hole called town.
Some hours later, he had a walk around the village, making sure to cross the street in front of that flower shop, where the girl already stood at the window, waiting for her daily glimpse of his guns flexing in the sun light; then the highlight of the day was over and he returned to sit in front of the store, nipping on a coke, waiting for his shift to end. He despised his work.
From his place, he could see down the road to the right until the street turned into a curve, leading out of the town. Weirdly enough, he was now spotting someone driving INTO the town, furthermore, that someone was lurching badly, guiding the car dangerously back and forth in between both tracks. Jonghyun was surprised.
He hurried onto the street with long steps, positioning himself as an obstacle for the driver and made the light blue convertible stop with a wink of his halt security. Instead of lowering the window, the traffic violator opened the top, releasing pop music to the sleepy nest, that was Jonghyuns town.
"Ah, good thing, I found an officer! I kinda lost my way in this rotten area, could you be a sweety and tell me the shortest way to the next bigger city?", a very, very colorful man said, whilst lifting his body up for to sit on top of his driver seat. "Sir, would you please turn out the music.", was his cold response.
"Oh my, of course. It is pretty loud, isn't it?", the man smiled and leaned to the stereo. "But I just came from a fabulous record- label party and, well you know, how this ends up, everyone is jumping into the foamy pool or is doing it in the snooker hall... I always ask myself, why they won't offer proper food though? I had two plates, but am still hungry like a lion... Or more like a kitten."
And the man giggled, one hand on top of the front windshield, the other covering his smile. Jonghyun mouth was wide open, someone like him, he had never seen before, unless in tv, and with a raised eyebrow, he inquired: "Sir... Are you drunk?"
The other one waved in dismiss, saying: "Of course darling! That is, why I need to ask you a favor. Could you hop in here and drive me to the next bigger city? That wouldn't be just a huge relief for me, it would also be of great pleasure to make a road trip with such a...", he glanced at Officer Kim Jonghyun from head to toe and back to head, "... fiiiiiiine young man!"
"Please get out of the car.",the man in the uniform had enough. For the first time, the colorful man seemed to has lost a little bit of his confidence. He followed Jonghyun with his eyes wandering around the car to the drivers door, and with a cracking voice and a concerned look, he asked: "Will you arrest me now, Mister Officer?"
The police man opened the door with a grin. "You will definitely get a ticket for driving... too fast. And you have to come and drink a coffee with me. Now."
The man looked shocked, then amused and he grabbed the officers hand for to get out of the car safely. "Of course honey, of course! I would love to drink a coffee with you! Maybe you can even show me around this beautiful, little...", still holding his hand, the man took another look at the buildings next to the street. "Or we just have coffee and some desert after wards."
A quick move and the cop had the ass of the man in both of his hands, lifting him into a koala hug. "What do you say," he grinned widely, "we just skip the whole eating shit and go fucking immediately?"
The traffic violator cheered and pressed a quick kiss on the officers cheek. "I would love that!" A sudden softness came to his face. "... I really missed you, Kim Jonghyun." The cop laughed and walked with the man wrapped around his body to a house nearby the street. "I missed you too, Kim Kibum. It was boring like hell in here, without you..."
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ Yes, yes, yes, I watched "To Wong Foo, thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar" way, way, way too often as a child and it crept into the story... I am so sorry for that! Nevertheless, awesome movie! So, I hope this is somewhat, what u imagined it to be, jongkeyisreal, I squeezed it in, because it wouldn't leave my mind.
I am still working on the second episode of the CB- Man and I hope to be able to post it tomorrow. *crosses fingers*. Big pony kisses to all the readers, comments will be loved, pics of Jongkey will be worshiped and a good day to everyone (I sure will have a nasty one with all the "new- roomy- interviews....) ~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")
Title: Traffic And Julie Newmar
Author: PonyATF
Pairing: JonghyunxKey
Genre: Fluff? (a tiny bit smutty, one- shot)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I neither own the boys, nor do I make any money with this story.
Summary: Officer Kim Jonghyun on a day in his rat- hole of town.
A/N: Because there had to be one. And jongkeyisreal made me do one. SO GIMME THAT " bootiful jongkey ponies"!!!!
Traffic And Julie Newmar
He lifted his hat just enough for to remove the little stream of sweat, which was flowing annoyingly frequent down his face, then he adjusted the most important part of his uniform back in place. He hated mondays.
The chair made a dimmed creaking sound, when he leaned back into the shadows of the stores marquee and with both hands grabbing the belt of his way too tight pants, he glanced the main road of the small village up and down. He was bored.
"Good morning, Officer Kim!", said a bunch of passing elementary school kids. It was around 11 am, the sun stood high, and there wouldn't be any traffic in the next few hours. He lowered the hat as far as his dark glasses allowed it to and napped. He was too good looking for this hole called town.
Some hours later, he had a walk around the village, making sure to cross the street in front of that flower shop, where the girl already stood at the window, waiting for her daily glimpse of his guns flexing in the sun light; then the highlight of the day was over and he returned to sit in front of the store, nipping on a coke, waiting for his shift to end. He despised his work.
From his place, he could see down the road to the right until the street turned into a curve, leading out of the town. Weirdly enough, he was now spotting someone driving INTO the town, furthermore, that someone was lurching badly, guiding the car dangerously back and forth in between both tracks. Jonghyun was surprised.
He hurried onto the street with long steps, positioning himself as an obstacle for the driver and made the light blue convertible stop with a wink of his halt security. Instead of lowering the window, the traffic violator opened the top, releasing pop music to the sleepy nest, that was Jonghyuns town.
"Ah, good thing, I found an officer! I kinda lost my way in this rotten area, could you be a sweety and tell me the shortest way to the next bigger city?", a very, very colorful man said, whilst lifting his body up for to sit on top of his driver seat. "Sir, would you please turn out the music.", was his cold response.
"Oh my, of course. It is pretty loud, isn't it?", the man smiled and leaned to the stereo. "But I just came from a fabulous record- label party and, well you know, how this ends up, everyone is jumping into the foamy pool or is doing it in the snooker hall... I always ask myself, why they won't offer proper food though? I had two plates, but am still hungry like a lion... Or more like a kitten."
And the man giggled, one hand on top of the front windshield, the other covering his smile. Jonghyun mouth was wide open, someone like him, he had never seen before, unless in tv, and with a raised eyebrow, he inquired: "Sir... Are you drunk?"
The other one waved in dismiss, saying: "Of course darling! That is, why I need to ask you a favor. Could you hop in here and drive me to the next bigger city? That wouldn't be just a huge relief for me, it would also be of great pleasure to make a road trip with such a...", he glanced at Officer Kim Jonghyun from head to toe and back to head, "... fiiiiiiine young man!"
"Please get out of the car.",the man in the uniform had enough. For the first time, the colorful man seemed to has lost a little bit of his confidence. He followed Jonghyun with his eyes wandering around the car to the drivers door, and with a cracking voice and a concerned look, he asked: "Will you arrest me now, Mister Officer?"
The police man opened the door with a grin. "You will definitely get a ticket for driving... too fast. And you have to come and drink a coffee with me. Now."
The man looked shocked, then amused and he grabbed the officers hand for to get out of the car safely. "Of course honey, of course! I would love to drink a coffee with you! Maybe you can even show me around this beautiful, little...", still holding his hand, the man took another look at the buildings next to the street. "Or we just have coffee and some desert after wards."
A quick move and the cop had the ass of the man in both of his hands, lifting him into a koala hug. "What do you say," he grinned widely, "we just skip the whole eating shit and go fucking immediately?"
The traffic violator cheered and pressed a quick kiss on the officers cheek. "I would love that!" A sudden softness came to his face. "... I really missed you, Kim Jonghyun." The cop laughed and walked with the man wrapped around his body to a house nearby the street. "I missed you too, Kim Kibum. It was boring like hell in here, without you..."
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ Yes, yes, yes, I watched "To Wong Foo, thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar" way, way, way too often as a child and it crept into the story... I am so sorry for that! Nevertheless, awesome movie! So, I hope this is somewhat, what u imagined it to be, jongkeyisreal, I squeezed it in, because it wouldn't leave my mind.
I am still working on the second episode of the CB- Man and I hope to be able to post it tomorrow. *crosses fingers*. Big pony kisses to all the readers, comments will be loved, pics of Jongkey will be worshiped and a good day to everyone (I sure will have a nasty one with all the "new- roomy- interviews....) ~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")