The Cockblocker- Man ~ Episode 02
The Illustrated And Marvelous Adventures Of
(Cockblocking now in a theater near you)
Episode 02: The Hyeong- Eater
It was a beautiful day in the busy metropolis Seoulham- City and a naive visitor might not have been able to sense, that there is BIG DANGER lingering in the sweet- like- concrete smelling air. But the Cockblocker- Man could tell, just from seeing the way the pigeons fly or from the way, the wheels of the subway squeaked at every halt, that there was somewhere in this, in HIS, city something evil brewing, something so terrible, that it needed to be cockblocked...
And indeed, the Hyeong- Eater was very productive in his super- devilish, super- seductive Super- Secretly- Secret- Lab. He had managed to invent new super- secret and super- seductive make- up, which makes his lips even pinker and sweeter and his eyes more shiny and... more super- secretively- seductive! But for what all this effort, Dr. Hyeong- Eaterington?
Easy explained: The underaged temptation had chosen a new target for a, this time unbelievably influential, bromance: He wants to super- seduce none other, than the famous and worldly known MC of the country, Mr. Pig! A successful alliance with that giant would provide him a major possibility of expanding his fandom, which would mean an even bigger source of his powers. There is an obstacle though: Famous persons tend to be surrounded by an extra- special security and it would be hard to get close enough to him for the super- secret and super- seductive make- up to work.
The Hyeong- Eater needed help, he needed someone crazy enough to fulfill all his evil- mastermind plans without asking a question, and there is just one person in the world, to which these characteristics fitted: THE JAIL- NOONA! Two years ago, he had allured that poor woman with whispers about her beauty and transformed her this way into a total lunatic, who first lost her job, because of frequent lack of concentration, secondly strolled around in front of his house and finally was put in jail, adjudged as stalker.
He got his pumpkin- carriage ready and drove to her prison in high speed. After a lot of crying, ripping her own hair out and some swooning, the Jail- Noona made a few phone calls and arranged for the Hyeong- Eater a meeting with the main security chef in front of the back door of the studio, in which the Mc Mr. Pig was working for. Another fast ride and a little "mouth- to- mouth"- talk with the former named later, our looks- like- a- girl- but- can- kick- your- ass- man entered Mr. Pigs artists room.
Weaponed with his super- secretive and super- seductive make- up, the Hyeong- Eater fluttered his oh- so- beautiful lashes, used one or two of his evil and effective hip- thrust- techniques and within seconds, Mr. Pig had fallen for the boy. Sluggish steps and a gaze, as if he had found a whole field full of truffles, Mr. Pig walked towards the slim allure. Little did they knew, that there was someone in that city, who had a sensor for this kind of tension, and furthermore, that this someone wasn't amused about this kind of skinshippy relations.
Like the mighty lightening, but much more flaming, the Cockblocker- Man flashed up in his bed, raising his imposing torso: He was aware of something abnormal happening and even though, a regular bloke would still be too somnolent to react, his invisible antenna was already hard working to locate the specific coordinates of the criminal scene. As soon as he received the exact where- abouts, he took the fastest bus down there in order to hunt the criminals and stop their wrong- doings. He had to live up to his name after all...
Just as the sin personified and the human even- toed ungulate wanted to seal the deal of bromancing on national television with a little tongue- fight, the Cockblocker- Man, our hero, swung the door open and introduced himself to the surprised duo with his slogan: "Fear no more! I am here to protect the hearts of innocent girls, to destroy the indestructible bromances, to stand between the devil's horns, FOR I AM THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN! At your service, anytime~"
"The Cockblocker- Man?!", the gone- bad youngster smirked. "I do not fear you, because this swine has fallen for me and stands under my absolute influence! Nothing in the world can break the spell I put on him with my super- seductive charms." Harsh words. However, our savior didn't came unprepared: He rolled in a table on wheels, loaded with delicacies. As suspected, the giant man slurped the drool back into his cake- hole and the muzzy gaze vanished from his face. Instead of longing for the fresh sex- on- legs, he now eagerly munched the food, making the defeated bad boy cry out in curses.
"You might have intervened this time, but I won't allow another ménage à trois in future!" and within a, typical for evil foes, column of smoke, the Hyeong- Eater split from the site of crime. What a glorious victory for our hero, who didn't came to detain the insane, but to block the cock, and that, he surely did! HOORAY!
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ YAY! I am finally finished with the second episode! With a probably illegal amount of caffeine in my blood, I did an all- nighter and now it can be posted, what a relief... Did the first episode with a plot could keep up with the ep one introductions? I really hope so, because it was a huge fun for me to write and draw it, kekekeke.
Next episode will be an adventure with the Hen- Man, but before that, I am going to post the third chapter of "The Twelve Labours Of Key".
~ I hope, there is still no one offended by any exaggeration or a too graphicaly drawing... (kekekekeke)....., I made everything for the sake of SHINee- loving lolz! Kissez and huggz and a horseshoe for luckz, as always, comments will be loved (meaning: starvingly awaited) ~ ♥
(@ fluffyxcloud: I returned... but u had already been gone...(T___T) )
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")
(Cockblocking now in a theater near you)
Episode 02: The Hyeong- Eater
It was a beautiful day in the busy metropolis Seoulham- City and a naive visitor might not have been able to sense, that there is BIG DANGER lingering in the sweet- like- concrete smelling air. But the Cockblocker- Man could tell, just from seeing the way the pigeons fly or from the way, the wheels of the subway squeaked at every halt, that there was somewhere in this, in HIS, city something evil brewing, something so terrible, that it needed to be cockblocked...
And indeed, the Hyeong- Eater was very productive in his super- devilish, super- seductive Super- Secretly- Secret- Lab. He had managed to invent new super- secret and super- seductive make- up, which makes his lips even pinker and sweeter and his eyes more shiny and... more super- secretively- seductive! But for what all this effort, Dr. Hyeong- Eaterington?
Easy explained: The underaged temptation had chosen a new target for a, this time unbelievably influential, bromance: He wants to super- seduce none other, than the famous and worldly known MC of the country, Mr. Pig! A successful alliance with that giant would provide him a major possibility of expanding his fandom, which would mean an even bigger source of his powers. There is an obstacle though: Famous persons tend to be surrounded by an extra- special security and it would be hard to get close enough to him for the super- secret and super- seductive make- up to work.
The Hyeong- Eater needed help, he needed someone crazy enough to fulfill all his evil- mastermind plans without asking a question, and there is just one person in the world, to which these characteristics fitted: THE JAIL- NOONA! Two years ago, he had allured that poor woman with whispers about her beauty and transformed her this way into a total lunatic, who first lost her job, because of frequent lack of concentration, secondly strolled around in front of his house and finally was put in jail, adjudged as stalker.
He got his pumpkin- carriage ready and drove to her prison in high speed. After a lot of crying, ripping her own hair out and some swooning, the Jail- Noona made a few phone calls and arranged for the Hyeong- Eater a meeting with the main security chef in front of the back door of the studio, in which the Mc Mr. Pig was working for. Another fast ride and a little "mouth- to- mouth"- talk with the former named later, our looks- like- a- girl- but- can- kick- your- ass- man entered Mr. Pigs artists room.
Weaponed with his super- secretive and super- seductive make- up, the Hyeong- Eater fluttered his oh- so- beautiful lashes, used one or two of his evil and effective hip- thrust- techniques and within seconds, Mr. Pig had fallen for the boy. Sluggish steps and a gaze, as if he had found a whole field full of truffles, Mr. Pig walked towards the slim allure. Little did they knew, that there was someone in that city, who had a sensor for this kind of tension, and furthermore, that this someone wasn't amused about this kind of skinshippy relations.
Like the mighty lightening, but much more flaming, the Cockblocker- Man flashed up in his bed, raising his imposing torso: He was aware of something abnormal happening and even though, a regular bloke would still be too somnolent to react, his invisible antenna was already hard working to locate the specific coordinates of the criminal scene. As soon as he received the exact where- abouts, he took the fastest bus down there in order to hunt the criminals and stop their wrong- doings. He had to live up to his name after all...
Just as the sin personified and the human even- toed ungulate wanted to seal the deal of bromancing on national television with a little tongue- fight, the Cockblocker- Man, our hero, swung the door open and introduced himself to the surprised duo with his slogan: "Fear no more! I am here to protect the hearts of innocent girls, to destroy the indestructible bromances, to stand between the devil's horns, FOR I AM THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN! At your service, anytime~"
"The Cockblocker- Man?!", the gone- bad youngster smirked. "I do not fear you, because this swine has fallen for me and stands under my absolute influence! Nothing in the world can break the spell I put on him with my super- seductive charms." Harsh words. However, our savior didn't came unprepared: He rolled in a table on wheels, loaded with delicacies. As suspected, the giant man slurped the drool back into his cake- hole and the muzzy gaze vanished from his face. Instead of longing for the fresh sex- on- legs, he now eagerly munched the food, making the defeated bad boy cry out in curses.
"You might have intervened this time, but I won't allow another ménage à trois in future!" and within a, typical for evil foes, column of smoke, the Hyeong- Eater split from the site of crime. What a glorious victory for our hero, who didn't came to detain the insane, but to block the cock, and that, he surely did! HOORAY!
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ YAY! I am finally finished with the second episode! With a probably illegal amount of caffeine in my blood, I did an all- nighter and now it can be posted, what a relief... Did the first episode with a plot could keep up with the ep one introductions? I really hope so, because it was a huge fun for me to write and draw it, kekekeke.
Next episode will be an adventure with the Hen- Man, but before that, I am going to post the third chapter of "The Twelve Labours Of Key".
~ I hope, there is still no one offended by any exaggeration or a too graphicaly drawing... (kekekekeke)....., I made everything for the sake of SHINee- loving lolz! Kissez and huggz and a horseshoe for luckz, as always, comments will be loved (meaning: starvingly awaited) ~ ♥
(@ fluffyxcloud: I returned... but u had already been gone...(T___T) )
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")