The Cockblocker- Man ~ Episode 03
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(Blockcocking now in a theater near you)
Episode 03: The Hen- Man
Oops- a- daisy, where is this place? Well, our beloved hero had decided to take a trip on a farm outside of Seoulham- City, because he stood long enough against the evil and he has to take a well- deserved break from the exhausting and sudorific efforts of hindering abnormal romances. So let's accompany him in this finally purely platonic and g- rated adventure! The sun is shining brightly down on us, we can greet the pigs, feed the rabbits and yonder at the horses together. But most of all: We can relax from the mind- infesting naughtiness of the city- life!
After wandering around the area, breathing in the sin- free air and eating one or two dandelion- leaves, the Cockblocker- Man, equipped with his sunday- hat, discovered a small crowd of lovely girls around a coop. With his curiosity awaken, the flamingly relaxed and charismaticly uncocked man stood himself behind the low- grown females, who giggled and cheered in a still civilized manner. Their attention was focused on a boy with somewhat familiar features, but the Cockblocker- Man couldn't recall, where he had seen this boy with a bright and obvious gentle smile before.
"Not- A- Donkey- But- A- 'Coq'- Show", the Cockblocker- Man read from a sign above the coop and turned with interest back to the boy, who held a hen in his arms. Indeed, this was a nice and child- friendly entertainment with animals; the likable boy told the audience anything there is to know about poultry, whilst he stroke with much affection the plumage of the chicken. "And now comes the highlight! Our rooster!"
With experienced hands took the boy the male bird and petted him. But lummy! All the girls in the area transformed suddenly into the baddest kind of obsessive fan girls there is! Screaming and chanting, they pushed our dear hero aside and tried to touch the poor and innocent boy. The Cockblocker- Man, sitting on the ground now, of course with a lot of flaming charisma, shooting the fiercest looks he had to the rabid horde of chicks, asked himself one thing: What was going on?
First priority for every super hero is to protect all the always so vulnerable and dependent civilians, so he shooed the group of lunaticized girls out of the dangerous array. The gentle boy was still fumbling on the rooster, but as soon as the Cockblocker- Man activated his fierce and flaming charisma- ray- glance, he could see right through the disguise: The nice animal lover was in fact the super evil and totally cuckoo HEN- MAN!!!
Without the deceptive glasses it was a cakewalk to recognize his nemesis, however, the element of surprise was still on the evil's side. The Hen- Man used the power of his dubulge to summon a disastrous amount of winged monsters, which were sent into the direction of the Cockblocker- Man's death. Is this the end of our savior? Fiddlesticks! Our hero shields himself with his never- ending stamina and his proportional to his body perfectly grown arms. "It is not today, that you will win over me, Hen- Man!"
Let us now witness the epically counter- attack of the main character: Pushing his flexible loins forward, the Cockblocker- Man parted the in most countries of this world illegal love couple from each other. "I will cockblock your cock from cocking the cock of the cock, for I am the Cockblocker- Man and cockblocking cocks from cocking is what I do, for cocks sake!"
Weakened, because now lacking of urgently needed feather- ship, the foe crawled out of the picture, not forgetting to pick up some corny corns on his way out. Another victory for our savior! But what a shame, there was no human being around anymore, whom he could tell his line of success to...
Luckily, his mommy, ehm, he himself had put on his smarty pants today, so he gathered everything with ears in the area and told the amazed and much- more- than- usual- legged audience: "Fear no more! I am here to protect the hearts of innocent girls, to destroy the indestructible bromances, to stand between the devil's horns, FOR I AM THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN! At your service, anytime~"
Of course, we all congratulate him whole- heartly, but before I release you from todays lecture of epic historical moments, I have to lead your attention on something, that happened some days after this glorious event: In a dark alley in Seoulham- City were two shadows meeting each other for to plan a plan, for to win over the winner, for to block the blocker for good... Curious? Then better stay tuned!
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ Omo, omo... Will there be an evil collaboration ahead of us? Kekeke, well, there will be first another labour for Key, then I am going to post an episode with the Devilish- Duo. I am pretty slow with the collab- fics, so I am sending a lot of sorry- sorry- kissez to the two waiting sweet- hearts... I'll try to be faster from now on!
Today, I heard "Up&Down" a gazillion times. Who else feels like fainting, when Key sings "Hey baby, oh little baby?" or Jjongie is hitting the high notes? Please raise your hand?! *raises both of her hands herself*
I hope, y'all had fun! My lawyer advised me, not to answer any questions concerning "donkey shows", nevertheless, comments will be Rrrrrrrrrrrrroooooovvvvved~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")
(Blockcocking now in a theater near you)
Episode 03: The Hen- Man
Oops- a- daisy, where is this place? Well, our beloved hero had decided to take a trip on a farm outside of Seoulham- City, because he stood long enough against the evil and he has to take a well- deserved break from the exhausting and sudorific efforts of hindering abnormal romances. So let's accompany him in this finally purely platonic and g- rated adventure! The sun is shining brightly down on us, we can greet the pigs, feed the rabbits and yonder at the horses together. But most of all: We can relax from the mind- infesting naughtiness of the city- life!
After wandering around the area, breathing in the sin- free air and eating one or two dandelion- leaves, the Cockblocker- Man, equipped with his sunday- hat, discovered a small crowd of lovely girls around a coop. With his curiosity awaken, the flamingly relaxed and charismaticly uncocked man stood himself behind the low- grown females, who giggled and cheered in a still civilized manner. Their attention was focused on a boy with somewhat familiar features, but the Cockblocker- Man couldn't recall, where he had seen this boy with a bright and obvious gentle smile before.
"Not- A- Donkey- But- A- 'Coq'- Show", the Cockblocker- Man read from a sign above the coop and turned with interest back to the boy, who held a hen in his arms. Indeed, this was a nice and child- friendly entertainment with animals; the likable boy told the audience anything there is to know about poultry, whilst he stroke with much affection the plumage of the chicken. "And now comes the highlight! Our rooster!"
With experienced hands took the boy the male bird and petted him. But lummy! All the girls in the area transformed suddenly into the baddest kind of obsessive fan girls there is! Screaming and chanting, they pushed our dear hero aside and tried to touch the poor and innocent boy. The Cockblocker- Man, sitting on the ground now, of course with a lot of flaming charisma, shooting the fiercest looks he had to the rabid horde of chicks, asked himself one thing: What was going on?
First priority for every super hero is to protect all the always so vulnerable and dependent civilians, so he shooed the group of lunaticized girls out of the dangerous array. The gentle boy was still fumbling on the rooster, but as soon as the Cockblocker- Man activated his fierce and flaming charisma- ray- glance, he could see right through the disguise: The nice animal lover was in fact the super evil and totally cuckoo HEN- MAN!!!
Without the deceptive glasses it was a cakewalk to recognize his nemesis, however, the element of surprise was still on the evil's side. The Hen- Man used the power of his dubulge to summon a disastrous amount of winged monsters, which were sent into the direction of the Cockblocker- Man's death. Is this the end of our savior? Fiddlesticks! Our hero shields himself with his never- ending stamina and his proportional to his body perfectly grown arms. "It is not today, that you will win over me, Hen- Man!"
Let us now witness the epically counter- attack of the main character: Pushing his flexible loins forward, the Cockblocker- Man parted the in most countries of this world illegal love couple from each other. "I will cockblock your cock from cocking the cock of the cock, for I am the Cockblocker- Man and cockblocking cocks from cocking is what I do, for cocks sake!"
Weakened, because now lacking of urgently needed feather- ship, the foe crawled out of the picture, not forgetting to pick up some corny corns on his way out. Another victory for our savior! But what a shame, there was no human being around anymore, whom he could tell his line of success to...
Luckily, his mommy, ehm, he himself had put on his smarty pants today, so he gathered everything with ears in the area and told the amazed and much- more- than- usual- legged audience: "Fear no more! I am here to protect the hearts of innocent girls, to destroy the indestructible bromances, to stand between the devil's horns, FOR I AM THE COCKBLOCKER- MAN! At your service, anytime~"
Of course, we all congratulate him whole- heartly, but before I release you from todays lecture of epic historical moments, I have to lead your attention on something, that happened some days after this glorious event: In a dark alley in Seoulham- City were two shadows meeting each other for to plan a plan, for to win over the winner, for to block the blocker for good... Curious? Then better stay tuned!
Ponylove for the Shawols ~ ♥♥♥
~ Omo, omo... Will there be an evil collaboration ahead of us? Kekeke, well, there will be first another labour for Key, then I am going to post an episode with the Devilish- Duo. I am pretty slow with the collab- fics, so I am sending a lot of sorry- sorry- kissez to the two waiting sweet- hearts... I'll try to be faster from now on!
Today, I heard "Up&Down" a gazillion times. Who else feels like fainting, when Key sings "Hey baby, oh little baby?" or Jjongie is hitting the high notes? Please raise your hand?! *raises both of her hands herself*
I hope, y'all had fun! My lawyer advised me, not to answer any questions concerning "donkey shows", nevertheless, comments will be Rrrrrrrrrrrrroooooovvvvved~ ♥
(Masterlist: "The Dozen") (Masterlist: "The CB- Man") (Masterlist: "Stable of Stories")