SHINee On Wheels

[ponyatf]

SHINee On Wheels

Title: SHINee On Wheels
Author: ellie_eunnie and ponyatf
Pairing: JonghyunxKey, OnewxMinho, JongkeyxTwinkie (girl!taemin)
Genre:  Biker-adventure (smut)
Rating: Nc-17
Disclaimer: We neither own the boys, nor do we make any money with this story.
Summary: One city, two biker-gangs and a whole lot of smutty shit.
A/N: A collaboration-

Comments

[watashi_sama]

:D

spot!

[watashi_sama]

So, like. Within the first few seconds of reading this, my mind went numb with the intensity of the crack. And it was amazing.
The nicknames. "The blinging son of hell." "Almighty Rider." "Motor-master Minho." "Twinkie." Jinki as a bartender.
Priceless.

AND THEN.
SEXY TIMES.

Including a comparison of Jonghyun's energy to Duracell, which, too, painted a very amusing image in my head (specifically that of Jonghyun dressed as a bunny and running about in full gear).

Jonghyun stared dumb- founded on his suddenly heterosexual hand
This is kind of an epic phrase.

♥ ♥

[ponyatf]

Hehehe, personally I like "the blinging son of hell" the most, becuase I always had a blinking advertaisment sign ("the blinking sign of hell"), located on a cliff in hell, in my mind... kekeke and something like "Heaven this way please!" written on it, but the arrow is missing... (I know, this is absolutely random and makes not a lot of sense, but I wanted to tell anyways, kekeke)

~ Oh yeah... ~

OMO! Jjongie in a bunny costume, two cymbals in his hands... I love this image!
... Hmh... but I like him more dino-ish, I guess... There should be some kind of crossover.... Hmh... *vanishs into her secret lab*

~ Thanks for reading and commenting bb, and again some late- birthday kisses!

<3333333333

Oh, and post scriptum: I have been banned from Shinee_replay, so for at least a month, I won't be posting there~

[xkuroxhimex]

CRAZY! Like CRAZY AWESOME! <3

[ponyatf]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA,

it seems, like u enjoyed this! Kekekeke, 'dat makez my happy-happy'!!

~ Thanks for reading and commenting bb!! <3333

(Oh, I have been banned from the S_R com, so I can't post there for a month. Kekeke, but what is a month...)

[forwardlove]

omg. i've never read a fic like this before but it was really awesome. i am pleasantly surprised. 8D i was actually admittedly a little apprehensive even though motorbikes are really hot but this fic really surpassed my expectations. 8D good job!

and i really, really loved jonghyun's tattoo. HAHA.

[ponyatf]

Oh, u mean, u have never read smut before? Or SHINee- Alternative universe?
Anyways, I am glad, this fic surprised u and made u like it, kekeke~

To be honest, we started writing this shortly after their comeback and the only idea we started out with were "Jongkey and a girl- threesome"... So, the motorbikes came pretty naturally into the scenery, with all the major spazzing about their costumes at these days, kekeke. (^0^)

Thanks for reading and commenting! <33333

(P.S. I won't be able to post for a month in Shinee_replay, but I will still be posting in Jongkey, kekeke)

[little_rachelll]

no, i've read smut before. xD i write it too. (earlier comment was me on my writing journal, hehe.) i meant like this sort of AU. ^_^ it was good!

i agree, they should've had motorbikes instead of cars for this concept but we have that pic of key on the hood of the car so that's alright too. heh

you're welcome, this was really awesome. :'D

[ponyatf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I was so confused at first... guh, okay, I get it now, u have two accounts (^0^)

OHMAGAAAAAD.... Key on that hood was... was... was... *iz browsing the dictionary for the most fitting synonym of hot, awesome, sexy, funny, lovely... ah, found it... it is 'Key'. Hmh... thought so...*

[ahmins3]

[ponyatf]

OF COURSE U SHOULD!?

KEkeke, what is this even for a question? (^0^)

No, srsly, I dunno, how freaked out u get from straight smut. So maybe, u can read it and skip the parts, u are disgusted by (The single scenes are visibly parted by ~~~ signs). There is def some aggressive Jonkey-bike-smut, u might enjoy and some Tofuho-stuff... Most of all, I think u might like the crackish parts in this.

Noona loves u anyways, so, if u are deciding on not reading (my oh my, 7000 words? That IS a lot... guh...), it will be no problem at all for me. <33333333

[mad_nux]

SPOT! coz Pony is osm :D

[mad_nux]

DAE to the BAK! loved this to bits :3

"And you call yourself 'The blinging son of hell'? Are you sure, you won't prefer 'Miss Pretty Pussy' from now on?"
LMFAO totally pissed my pants on this one

"Honey- pie..."
"Jinki, don't call me that!"
"But honeeeey- pie..."
asfgsfkajghglalgjhghkas AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDD

"You know that you are one lucky bastard, don't you? I wish I could keep him for myself but all that hot piece of ass can talk about is his 'friend' Jjongie"
teehee~ I so jongkey-fangirl'd at this one xD

The threesome with Twinkie is just H-O-T.

[ponyatf]

YAY! I AM OSM! \(^-^)/

Kekeke, oh my, I am sorry, u wetted urself (U were at least doin' this at home, right? No one saw u like this in public?)...

Since we wrote that part, I have to sing the Beatles- song every now and then... kekeke... It just won't leave my mind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcpSCWpCw28 AND NOW LET'S SING ALL TOGETHER!!! ~dub di dub di dub, honey-pie, u are makin me craaaazyyyy...~

Hehehehe, really, I think, we should create a religion for them, kekeke. With some form of 'holy text' and all... Without being blasphemic, of course...
I just love ur fangirling... <33333333

~ Thank u so much for reading and commenting, bb!!!!! <33333333333333333

Guh, I have been banned from the S_R com, so I will just be posting in my journal and in Jongkey for a while, kekeke
(Luckily, there is mostly Jongkey in my head, so this itches me not really, HAHAHAHA)

[mad_nux]

of course you are ;D kekeke <333333333333333333333333

good thing I was at home when I wetted myself. Next time, I'll be sure to wear a diaper when I read fics xD

that song is now embedded on my mind ~happily sings the song with you while thinking of jongkey~ :Q_____

jongkey religion? oh fuck yes I'm gonna convert to jongkeyism!!!!! and I so wanna read a jongkey holy text if ever fafaffafafagagafdgsfdghasdhgh
why thank you <3 /feels proud as a jongkey fan \(°▽°)/

and no thank you for writing osm fics!~ 8D

whhaaa whaat?? you've been banned?? WHY??? It's their loss for banning you! I feel the lack of jongkey on that comm ;~; then again, I always feel the lack of JongKey all the time..

JongKey is a drug......