Hmmmm....

[poobah103]

Lady Gaga sells magazines. Taylor Swift does not.

I'm not a magazine scientist. In fact, even if I were to be given a huge grant to study how the human brain interacts with magazine covers, I would spend all of that money on "making people maybe open the magazine up and have a glance at what's inside of it before deciding to purchase it or not". And

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[sourdick]

I don't mean to alarm you, but she's actually doing it right now.

This explains the burning feeling.