An Open Letter to the Receptionist at Alabama Power

Nov 04, 2008 15:59

Dear Receptionist at Alabama Power ( Read more... )

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...if you have carpet on yer heart. johnnycirrhosis November 4 2008, 23:51:58 UTC
an elementary science reader might tell us:

a. physical occupation of space hints at work.
b. artificial authority is right for cunt-gasms.
c. correlation not equal to causation.
(hipped-up filler read-on-this "factoid square" example: man-made god made man made god made dogs making bark at barking dogs.)

yer 3 step approach should be swapped with any 20 sec langford sound bite, the idea being that one can near an imitation of reason thru unlikely stupidity.

***caveat (venditor): do not place buoyant turd in coffee! opt instead for a milkdud size ball of heavy dingle.

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michaelinjapan November 5 2008, 17:51:54 UTC
If you ever decide to quit Roly Poly (I mean, I'm sure that will happen at some point, right?), you should make it a point to swing by and hit that cunt in the face with a Monster Veggie.

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