BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[pooka_madness]

OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!

Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.

1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!

Comments

[damarie]

Wow! How much are they paying you for that AWESOME ENDORSEMENT!!??

(Also, can you send some through teh Intrawebs to my work? It's quiet and boring around here.) :P

[pooka_madness]

If I could get this stuff through the internets I would NEVER STOP DRINKING IT.

SERIOUSLY. My hands are SHAKING. I am SO WIRED.

I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DO DRUGS.

[damarie]

Next time I see you, I owe you a high five. I just laughed till I cried at my desk!

[danthegeek]

I heard that there's a store in Porter Square that sells it. Where did you find it?

Also, what does it taste like to crush a human skull?

[pooka_madness]

locke61dv bought a case for my workplace. The store in Porter Square does not, in fact, sell the stuff. At least according to him, he says he went in and checked twice.

And it tastes like liquid lime jello AND AWESOME.

[danthegeek]

How long until he makes the drinking fountains dispense Brawndo? Seriously, that would be even better than the movie Ass.

[turkeyanne]

SOUND THE ALARM. You're about to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.

It's an energy drink for MEN. MENERGY!

[pooka_madness]

These aren't your Dad's puns. These are ENERGY PUNS. TURBOPUNS!

SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE! ENERGY! ELECTROLYTES! TURBOLYTES! POWERLYTES! More lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

[digitalmcq]

Do you have energy legs? Also, babies? 400 BABIES! THEY'LL RUN SO FAST PEOPLE WILL THINK THEY'RE KENYANS!

[juineve]

ohmygod... a reminder of the cinematic blight that was idiocracy...

[danthegeek]

Why come you don't have a tattoo?
You're not unscannable, are you?

Unscannable!

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