A tribute to real men.
When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their ( Read more... )

Phrases that make my blood boil
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss ( Read more... )

I hate looking young, you have no idea.

I challenge anyone who sees this utterly pointless stray of words to beat my time of 00days/00hrs/22mins/32secs/12millisecs, in other words I held the button for twenty two minutes,thirty two seconds, and twelve milliseconds.

An exceptional time I say. Well back to the challenge, if you accept it there are a few rules...

1. You may NOT just tape the ( Read more... )

There's nothing funny about Garfield. Every single comic starts out the same: Garfield sits around being fat, he eats all the food, and his ambiguously gay owner yells at him:


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Attention women: until your farts start
smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching.
I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, ( Read more... )

SPRAY BOTTLES ( Read more... )

hehe these things r so dumb but u gotta love em.

....I think for the most part I'm actually enjoying being single, I might not stay single but I'm enjoying my time "away". Sumtimes I get sad but I'm making the best of this and its turning out OK....

I beleive when someone ses they r something it kills it and they r not "it" anymore.
Ex: "Ha, we/I are/am so random!"

Uh not anymore bubble butt, you killed it, its dead...idiot.

~note~ if anyone else shares this belief please tell me I am very interested. ALSO if you know why this does kill "it" please 'splain because I still have not found reason ( Read more... )