If ever you are caught with two beers in your hand and someone calls you an alcoholic. JUst tell them that a bird can not fly with just one wing.

i just now realized sumthing. i dont like it when people get drunk and then puke and then fall asleep. dont they know that when u puke, u have more room for more drinks?? sam should know all about this!!!!!!

ok apparently, people are now talking shit about me. first off, i dont really care what people have to say. point b: if u got a problem with me, tell me to my face so then we can either work it out, out i can just be done with u. number C: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

IT ALMOST ST. PATTY'S DAY!!! TIME FOR GREEN BEER!!!!!!!!!

had a good weekend. it was fun to be drinkin with all u guys that was partyin with me this past weekend. hopefully itll happen again sometime soon. hey trevis, thanx for the new belt!!!!!!!!!!

IT ALMOST FRIDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! time for another fun fun fun weekend of drugs sex and alcohol. well mostly just alcohol and no drugs or sex. yeah my life sucks.

hey everyone. today kinda sucked. i hurt my hand today at work and its really hard to type. the worst part is.......i cant masturbate!!!!!!!!!!!! lol just kidding with u guys. love u all. bye

hey everybody!!!! hows everyone doin?? im bored as hell. no one is online so i got no one to talk to. peace out everyone

hi everyone. just thought that i would say hi. didnt do much this weekend. had a few drinks but nuttin major. well if u need to talk to me, u know how to get ahold of me.