Believe me, I'm like one step away from boarding the airplane. Do you have the sun there? It's been like 2 years since I've seen it. I saw a commercial on tv that had the sun it it the other day and burst into tears. Tell me about the sun. Is it still warm and shiny, like my hiney?
Banging in the NailskingneptuneApril 14 2006, 07:22:54 UTC
Classic. I can hear the job boss now . . . . "WTF?!? I thought I told you guys to use the nails with heads!! He'll slide right off those spikes! You know that!"
Re: Shanghai-ing the SnailskingneptuneApril 14 2006, 19:58:05 UTC
I have a phone! Are we roadtripping? Up to Santa Barbara? I've never been there. It should be a hoot.
Monkey and I leave on Monday for a four day roadtrip out into the desert. We're going in search of the cave house we visited 11 years ago. I hope it's still there.
Re: Shanghai-ing the SnailspoopaliciousApril 15 2006, 01:14:31 UTC
betta call this weekend! send me yer #, Hiney Head.
A road trip! How nice for you! I fantasize about the desert every 5 minutes. Say hi to the sun for me - and when you see that sonofabitch, pleez remind him that it's almost summer here, k?
perro calientepoopaliciousApril 14 2006, 19:30:24 UTC
The other day I was on the treadmill at the gym and this guy kept looking at me and I was all like, "What're you looking at, butthole!"
Only I think I said it out loud instead of inside my head, cuz he looked really surprised suddenly. He didn't look at me anymore after that. I'm not sure if I said it out loud. I had my headphones on.
Re: perro calienteralphjuniorApril 14 2006, 19:35:28 UTC
perhaps in another time, somewhere else, we could've had something more than an LJ relationship. but, alas, you are married and i sit at home--shirtless--and eat chips until they fall on my half-hairy chest. and i think..."what am i doing?"
actually, i'm going to a nutritionist and i've been eating fruits and vegetables every day for 3 weeks now.
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when you gettin a phone, butthole? we need to plan our road trip this summer.
u = )*(
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Monkey and I leave on Monday for a four day roadtrip out into the desert. We're going in search of the cave house we visited 11 years ago. I hope it's still there.
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A road trip! How nice for you! I fantasize about the desert every 5 minutes. Say hi to the sun for me - and when you see that sonofabitch, pleez remind him that it's almost summer here, k?
FUCKING FUCK. FUCK YOU, RAIN
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Only I think I said it out loud instead of inside my head, cuz he looked really surprised suddenly. He didn't look at me anymore after that. I'm not sure if I said it out loud. I had my headphones on.
I think of you
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actually, i'm going to a nutritionist and i've been eating fruits and vegetables every day for 3 weeks now.
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i've been eating chips every day now. but my chest isn't hairy. or half-hairy.
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