I miss the poopiness of your poop lately. I guess taking a corporate dump in a corporate bathroom makes you all better than the rest of us. Then again, I haven't been the best at updating my journal lately either. I need to post about the shiny new FotoKop cameras on the 101 freeway.
For your own personal crotch-twaddling check out the link. I was in total "wow" mode with the super-cool bearded dude:
Yes, whenever i take a dump in the corporate bathroom, Shmoo, I think of you. Also, crotch-twaddling - thanx!! It goes well!!
Actually I try to avoid the corporate cafeteria, which I call the Diarrheateria for obvious reasons. Yesterday I had farts that smelled like somebody else's farts... ever get those?
I saw a toilet on the side of the road yesterday. I thought of you. Alison is glad that I don't think of her when I see a toilet on the side of the road. I miss you riding over to my house with a six-pack so we could drink when you were supposed to be shopping. I'm glad you're coming to my wedding.
dooood! no way! i saw a toilet on the side of the road today and i totally thought of you. I got really sad! then i came home and rsvp'd you. good for me, you smelly hooker!
I wish we were drinking whiskey in yer basement right now.
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I miss the poopiness of your poop lately. I guess taking a corporate dump in a corporate bathroom makes you all better than the rest of us. Then again, I haven't been the best at updating my journal lately either. I need to post about the shiny new FotoKop cameras on the 101 freeway.
For your own personal crotch-twaddling check out the link. I was in total "wow" mode with the super-cool bearded dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPw59ACjtbM
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Actually I try to avoid the corporate cafeteria, which I call the Diarrheateria for obvious reasons. Yesterday I had farts that smelled like somebody else's farts... ever get those?
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I have to go poop now.
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I wish we were drinking whiskey in yer basement right now.
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