feh. that 'tard just hit some guy over the head with a jar or a beaker or something and it made me fuckin' thirsty. that's some weird shit.

ahhh. feh. ever have a shit hangin' out yer ass and it stinks so yer trying to drop it into the water, but it just won't go?

great thing about wendys... is they give you a big handfull of napkins too. ahuhuhuh. I'll need these for later.

pulls his dick off and throws it across the room for the cat to fetch.

There's something about being drunk that just makes ya wanna hold onto yer junkl
I'm drunk now. If I pull anything out I'll get a boner, then nothing's safe.

That's okay. I don't mind a little poop-dick.

so true. look at how good women have it. all thru being so goddamn stupid.

stumble your ass back into the kitchen and fix me some dinner, woman!

bitches are stupid. :Q

there's a certain genius in stupidity.