2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
I must be gay but heck it must be the lesbian in me because I have a GF. I call my cat just like a dog as well.
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but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your
ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun,
come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
I must be gay but heck it must be the lesbian in me because I have a GF. I call my cat just like a dog as well.
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