hi matt.

mike

haven't updated in a while.

welp

eric you're not that haggard. im being serious. you just smell like a shit stain thats all.

keep up the good work.

mike.

so its 4am, and im not even tired. i should probably be sleeping, but im not. it could have something to do with me having the absolute best weekend of my life, along with the most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever imagine. i have never been so happy in my life ( Read more... )

so like i went upstairs and found an air freshener on the counter. i smelt it. it was delicious. i decided to spray everything with it. i have a headache now. its strong. i also ate KFC for dinner. im drowning in a sea of oranges. mmmm.

mike

wow talk about a fucking retarded day. first off, i woke up late cause i was tired as fuck, then i went to catch my bus, and the mother fucker didnt even come so im chillin at the end of my street thinkin to myself "wheres by bus at?". it was about 8:50 when i gave up on wating for it, and just went home. turns out the only bus that was running ( Read more... )

penis.

mike

ohhh hello matt. how was your day today? i hope it was fun-filled like mine.

this update isn't meant for reading. i haven't much to say, the only reason i wanted to update was to use my new/hilarious/i love palmer emoticon faces. take a look for yourself. they change colours with every mood, make different facial expressions as well. they help to express my feelings OHHH SOO WELL!! and to top it all off...they're a lot of ( Read more... )

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