Comments | poopins: REMEMBER KIDS, IF YOU DON'T VOTE, PUFF DADDY WILL KILL YOU!

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REMEMBER KIDS, IF YOU DON'T VOTE, PUFF DADDY WILL KILL YOU!

Nov 01, 2004 13:48

I never thought it was possible to get sick from laughing too hard, but in the wee morning hours of today, I was proven wrong. I think the disgusting mixture of chocolate, keilbasa sausage and beer had something to do with it too, but just that fact that I was mid-hysterical laughter when I upchucked makes it all the more fun. In a really sick way ( Read more... )

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opheliarose November 1 2004, 22:14:20 UTC

*STAB STAB STAB*

Haha I actually wouldn't have remembered if you hadn't said anything :-[ Yay for the job, bad for the vomiting and god, is that the Wiggles? I do not allow the Wiggles here, they scare me a little.

poopins November 1 2004, 22:17:42 UTC

*MOANS!*

Hahaha yes it's the Wiggles, I just figured it out. They're Australian? I don't know but they're really scary, like human teletubbies.

opheliarose November 1 2004, 22:26:04 UTC

*GROPES TO MAKE UP FOR STABBING*

Haha, yeah, I think they are Australian. They're just way too cheery for me and the colors are kind of too much as well. YES human teletubbies, which I also hate. Have you had the joy of seeing that boohbahs show or whatever it's called? Worse than teletubbies, if you can believe it.

poopins November 1 2004, 22:33:19 UTC

>:D

They were bouncing around singing in their raibow attire and one of them was pretending to be asleep or something, anyway it reminded me of a big acid trip, which I suppose is the goal these days in all children's programming. I've seen like 5 minutes of the Boobahs and that was some scary shit. Now wonder kids these days are so weird.

machiavellian November 1 2004, 23:23:37 UTC

I want a job with hours like that. Then again, I think I really have a good shot at this funeral home gig, which to me, is way kewl.

The word Kielbasa will never fail to make me laugh, though probably not hard enough to vomit from it. Unless I've just had too much kielbasa in a very short amount of time. Then it's all bets off.

poopins November 1 2004, 23:35:10 UTC

That reminds me of this bumper sticker my mom used to have, cos she work for a cremation company, anyway it said "The Mortuary Service Industry - where everyone's just DYING to meet you." A yar har har. That would be a kewl job though.

I think all German words period are funny. And really, the vomit was due to a lot of factors. I'm going to go yell at the person who owns the keilbasa cart though cos that shit was nastay.

machiavellian November 1 2004, 23:43:04 UTC

Well come on, you have to be a little discerning with your kielbasa. After all, kielbasa may be kielbasa, but not all kielbasa are created equal.

shimmergirl November 1 2004, 23:28:09 UTC

There is a Ho in the toolshed! HAHAHAHA Oh God, too many references to common every day things done wrong. We make you sick! :'( :') That was insanity. I had to keep getting up to pee so I wouldn't wet myself. I should have stole someone's depends!

I voted, tell Diddy he can skip my house!!

Link it, I'll harass you. ;)

poopins November 1 2004, 23:37:17 UTC

Hahaha oh my god I never save chats but I saved that one and will read it often, fo' sho'. I was peeing like every 10 minutes. You do make me sick >:O in a good way though.

They had this thing on MBP Best Week ever and they're all top 5 reasons to vote and they were all 'so puff daddy doesn't kill you' hahaha.

Haha sob I'll send it to you later in a more private situation. That icon make me laugh hysterically.

shimmergirl November 1 2004, 23:42:37 UTC

I log everything and will have to go back and read what I missed. I was laughing as I read your post and the phone rang so I answered still laughing. People on the other end are really put off at that. There was delay and then annoyance, which of course made me laugh more. Sucka.

That's a good enough reason for me, though my 'hood could use a little Diddy to make it interesting. It's usually so quiet.

Woo alright! Haha, I couldn't resist 'borrowing' it.

antaine November 2 2004, 01:33:24 UTC

I was laughing so hard for real, I can't remember the last time everything was so funny to me like that. Hahaha. Sigh, good times. I wasn't even drunk, either. ;) I'm so in love with that sick little family, obviously they were meant to be!!1

poopins November 2 2004, 03:40:39 UTC

Hahaha it was like being drunk without being completely smashed and I don't know WHY it was so funny cos really now, the subject matter was more than disturbing. Hahaha I just had a laugh attack in the kitchen cos my egg carton said 'fresh from the farm'. It's hopeless, I tell you. Hopeless. You're not allowed to lurk on Mondays anymore, don't forget :-*

rozza November 2 2004, 05:25:09 UTC

I did that when I was little. Throwing up whilst in mid-laughing fit. It was when I was 6, I think, and it was the night before I went to Disneyland for the first time. I was so happy and excited and I was laughing about something and then I just puked, right in bed.

Hahaha anyway. Congrats on the job! I've been seriously thinking about some things and I think we should go to Mardi Gras in February. Those are crazy-ass hours but I think it kind of fits you. Email me your work website. ;)

shimmergirl November 2 2004, 07:31:30 UTC

AWWWWWWWWWWW. A dream is a wish your heart makes...BLEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....when you're fast asleep. <3

rozza November 3 2004, 01:46:49 UTC

LMAO! <3 The thing is, I was at that giggly age where stupid words are funny and I think I kept saying "BARF!" and laughing and then I did. :-[

poopins November 2 2004, 08:08:20 UTC

Hahahah that's so sad. I was just amused cos I don't even puke when I'm drunk and I was completely sober but barf I did. It started out as a migrane from laughing too.

Thx. Mardi Gras would be so hot. And yeah, I was thinking my insomnia is perfect for those hours and I dont' have to do anything but sit there and take orders and maintain control of the office. There can't be that many orders at 5 am, right?

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