Turd Burglars suck!

[fishbutt]

I was turd burgled today. I hadn't been in a while so I was feeling comfortable enough to drop my pants around my ankles and go at it. As I'm wiping someone walks in which means they can see my pants and underwear under the door of the stall. This is more embarrassing than being caught pooping I think. Plus, I hadn't sprayed or courtesy flushed yet

Comments

[sjpld]

I hate it when that happens. Turd burgling is soo gouche.

Lately I have been having thatsame problem with the little round pellets. I increased both my fiber intake and my water intake. seemed to clear it up pretty well.

[fishbutt]

Everytime I think of fiber I think of old people and gritty metamucil. Does beer count? I can increase my intake of that.

[sjpld]

mmmm beeer. All the essentials right in one can/bottle/pint glass/keg.

Beer sure counts in my book.