Ah, he's probably dead by now

[montebello67]

I once caught my father taking a dump in the snow, I was like, “busted, dad!” He was so embarrassed, pleaded with me never to tell mom. He said he had no business doing it outside like that - we lived right in the suburbs, it was around 10am on a Saturday morning, neighbors probably saw - and mom would consider it the last straw and divorce him. I

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[eviltkat]

You better not poop outside.

[ilikepeeandpoop]

lol... is that a true story?

[anonymous]

This could have all been prevented if you had only let your father shit in peace.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[fishbutt]

wow.