Turd sandwich

[poopsnbladders]

Here's the huge bite I have just taken out of the turd sandwich of life: About this time last year I knew a person who worked at a very popular department store. This person told me to come in and claim a gift card that had been left there and had been sitting in the lost in found for a month or so. I went in to claim it. There was approximately $

Comments

[donkylestyle]

youre to good to be policing oxnards anyways, n0t go nads, or bull nards, but definitley ox nards. go be lapd and beat the snot out of rodney king, and then do a 30 million dollar interview with 20/20

[heyxradio]

oh gosh roger, i just read this.
im so sorry for that and i know how much you wanted this to happen but i guess it wasnt Gods will. im sure He has something better for you. good luck and it was great seeing you today
xo
kaitlyn

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

[ryfin]

hey duded its ryan horner.
dude if you are concidering joining the military i think you should talk to me when im home in december. ill answer any questions you have. for real. i wouldnt be hyping the corps so much if it wasnt so awsome. besides i think you would make a really good marine.
OOOORAHHHHHH!!!!
hahahahaha.
love ryan.