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[poopy_polack]

Gardening tip number 5: Never jack off a cactus. It only hurts your hand and the

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[fucker_ducker]

i lovvveeee skim milk.

and i'll keep that in mind about the cactus in case i have a sudden urge to jerk one off...

[mindfuckamerica]

I only like skim milk if it's in a drink, like coffee.. Then again, I don't like milk, in general. This makes no sense.

Cactii have feelings, too!