My first day in Riverview, Fl was mild intensity. I went to register for classes at school and this is how it went ( Read more... )

In these tough economic times of woe and uncertainty I've come up with an idea. What do people in the Middle East like to do more than anything else- burn flags. That's why I'm moving to Egypt to start my new Foreign Flag Store, and we'll also sell matches. I'll be an overnight millionaire, just you wait. Anyone interested in a franchise ( Read more... )

If I had a time machine I would go back to see the plagues of Egypt being carried out. How fucking epic would that be? Blood to water, fire falling from the sky, the angel o' mutha fucking death (of course I'd have to hide with some Jews so I wouldn't die too). Seriously ( Read more... )

I believe that in this brave new world where America has suffered from poor domestic and international leadership we as not only Americans, but people of the world need to not only support one another but act with one another. In this spirit I present to you a cause on behalf of the people of Iceland. And as Americans reclaim their democracy and ( Read more... )

Oh lordy lou I forget what it feels like to be well rested.

Oh, where do I start? Today is my first day off in a week, and probably till next week...I think I'll be as lazy as possible today. I've been up for 2 hours and I still have left bed except to get coffee and put on my ballin sheep slippers ( Read more... )

Does it scare anyone else, as much as it scares me, that when I turned on the TV this morning all you can find is 9/11 memorials. Now, don't get me wrong; I realize it's the most significant event in recent American history and since that day America and the world changed for the worse. But what's scary here is that on all networks, and their ( Read more... )

Let the fire the consume me,
Let the fire burn!
Let the courage flow through me.

I'm setting the stakes high. Bets are now being taken as to whether I'll follow through.

If I could stop getting myself hurt I'd be better off. I got a nasty infection from an cut in the river and my finger swelled up to the size of a sausage- gross. Then last wednesday I cut my foot on a drainage pipe. It was pretty fucking brutal. I could see the vessels in my foot. And when I went to the ER the nurse unwrapped the bandage and ( Read more... )

Today feels like Christmas!
New gear!
New river!
Class V, please don't kill me.