All right!

[poor_upbringing]

So!  We should definitely be partying tonight, right?  I've figured out that if I turn a couple safeties and fire the fistigons in all modes simultaneously, I can pretty much make my own fireworks.... plus I've still got a couple of the edible ones left over!

Comments

[twinknife]

Dude...... you can do that??

[poor_upbringing]

They're the most powerful gloves in the universe!

I mean, it's not exactly what they were designed for, but...

I could probably do barbecue with them, too!

[twinknife]

Uh, right.

So barring the chance you might possibly incinerate yourself and everyone within a half-block radius.... what's keeping you from testing that out?

[poor_upbringing]

Pretty much nothing!

[princessof_ruin]

Fistiwhat?

[poor_upbringing]

Fistigons! Badass metal gloves that shoot fire!