To: Desai County Sheriff and anybody posseing up soon.

[poor_upbringing]

Hey pardners!  I'm not gonna be riding out with you-all, but in between now and your big bandit showdown, I'm gonna be right here in Miss Ukraina's Saloon, and I will stand a drink to any man or woman wearing a star, even if it's just a temporary one.  Feel free to come along any time, 'cause this is where I will be, showing y'all just how much I

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[expositional]

By drinking.

[poor_upbringing]

By buying drinks for the law! Come on over, deputy!

[expositional]

I respectfully abstain.

[poor_upbringing]

Soda water, ginger ale, sarsparilla, anything?