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Woo!
Okay, all the plants going away for my birthday? Awesome present! Thanks, Desai! -
Ugh.
I wanted a flying car for my birthday, not Invasion of the Body Snatchers plants all over everything.
Why can't this city ever be a fun science fiction movie? -
Chase's Log.
Man, why is it that whatever crazy stunt gets pulled in this city, I'm always the butt of the joke? Like, seriously. Does that Desai-chick have something against me?
Anyway, all back to normal now, just dealing with, uh... nevermind. All back to normal. -
[Video post].
[Chase has very visible donkey ears, and is glowering at the screen while idly chewing a thistle.]
Nobody better say a goddamned word. -
Sonofa-
[Belatedly locked against anyone who works at Lau's//Victor's security]
The math just doesn't add up. Even compounding what got compounded, at over a hundred....
He just makes up the numbers, doesn't he? That's why they keep getting higher! -
Chase's Log.
Okay, after last month I'd figured I was, like, never going to post on the network ever again, but, uh... I could use some medical advice. Like, confidentially.
And... fast? -
Reasons Why Being A Chick Is Totally Better, by Chase Stein.
Okay, like, I'm not dumb. Everyone in this city says that I'm usually a dude, and freaky shit happens here all the time, so probably one morning I'm going to wake up and find out that I've got, y'know, sausage and eggs ( Read more... ) -
[Video]
[Chase is a six-foot tall brown-stemmed mushroom with a red and white spotted cap and a little puckered up face peeking out from beneath it. At the moment, he is wobbling slightly.]
Ah! Okay, quit it!
Hey!
Uh, Okay everyone, new plan:
Somebody's got to keep this butler guy happy so he'll quit poking at me, okay? -
(Untitled)
So, like, does Desai have a GED program? Cause working two jobs and going to school is going to blow, and it's not like I make it to class more than half the time anyway...