My Bestest Best Friend in the Whole Wide World

[poorlywritten]

"Darin, don't put that on your face."

::silence::

"Oh...my...fucking...lord....."

::uncontrollable laughter and subsequent fear of restaurant inhabitants and sweet little old ladies::

PANCAKE FACE!

Comments

[the_cabinets]

did you have to put that on here?...really? it was pretty damn funny...maybe next time ill throw one at you....ya....you sexually frustrated girl...you...

[poorlywritten]

How will pancake throwing help the torture?
Heh heh...pancakes....